Новости за 25.02.2021

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To be exceedingly fair to Zack Fields, a Democratic member of the Alaskan state legislature, we’ve all had a joke bomb.

The vaccine rollout across the U.S. has been less than ideal, but finally, it looks like there is a dim light at the end of this long, dark tunnel. Jabs are going in the arms of frontline workers, and as more vaccines are administered, states across the country are opening up the eligibility requirements, allowing…

The artist and entertainer formerly known as Mr. Potato Head has transitioned, and in the process, come out as non-binary. The AP reports Thursday that the beloved Toy Story star will henceforth be Potato Head, effective immediately, and all related toy boxes and merchandise will be altered to correctly gender the…

Saweetie went shopping in an incredible outfit. I mean, what else is there to say?

Recently, roughly a quarter of a century after I fell into an adolescent obsession with Leonardo DiCaprio, I re-watched Baz Luhrmann’s 1996 film Romeo + Juliet. What struck me—aside from the fact that I still had most of the script memorized by heart, and that I still found it near impossible to watch without reciting…

If you are a man who has decided to storm the Capitol on January 6, would you also take the time to pause your insurrection activities to get into an argument with your ex-girlfriend over text? Common sense would dictate that this would not be wise, but common sense clearly wasn’t working for Richard Michetti, a man…

It’s 2010 and I’m in high school. My friend has invited me over to listen to her new record player, which she bought at Urban Outfitters with a gift card. “You have to hear this new band,” she proclaims, luxuriating in her white yak fur rug and drowning in her ModCloth skirt. She jumps up and pulls a vinyl out from a…

For roughly what future Real World cast members would receive for participating in their season’s reunion alone (and a far cry from the hundreds of thousands some reality stars reportedly pull), the cast of MTV’s Real World New York was paid for their entire time on the show that changed television as we know it. In…

Reps. Marie Newman and Marjorie Taylor Greene have entered a not-so-friendly beef over the Equality Act, spurred by their close proximity to each other in the halls of Congress.

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It’s always truly distressing to see constituents attempt to bully public servants into public servitude with outrageous demands like “vote in my best interests” and “read all the laws that you’re voting on before you vote on them.” Luckily one brave Utah lawmaker is taking a stand for lawmakers everywhere: proudly…

Not a ton of good stuff is happening in the U.S. right now, with a truly staggering number covid deaths, vaccine rollout delays, and, fuck, you know, just all the rest of it. But one nice thing is that a record number, 18 million, Americans now feel comfortable identifying as LGBTQ.

How lovely it must be to provide medical advice to Gwyneth Paltrow. All that is required, I’m assuming, is a white coat, minimalist, yet exorbitantly expensive office space with good lighting, and an active imagination. Any time Goop appears with a medical complaint, real or imagined, one need only hand her a jar of…

I cannot persuade the White House to abstain from leading a global imperialist regime. The White House won’t suddenly decide to give people some fucking money every month, even if I ask nicely, nor will it absolve everyone of crushing student loan debt. But if there is any power left in my lowly station as a blogger,…

It wasn’t a global pandemic combined with Trump-induced incompetence that drove a slowdown of the United States Postal Service in 2020; nope, Black Lives Matter protesters and Antifa were to blame, according to one (incorrect) Republican congressman.

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In 1996, when an 18-year-old Fiona Apple was wrapping up work on her seminal debut album, Tidal, executives from Sony Music asked her to write a “more obvious” first single. And so Apple, who wrote most of the album’s songs as a 16-year-old battling an eating disorder and PTSD following a sexual assault, sat down,…