Новости за 28.02.2021

It’s Friday night. Your boyfriend is out at the bar with his friends. You have the apartment to yourself. We’re in an alternate timeline where the coronavirus pandemic never happened so you’re not wondering why the hell your boyfriend is going to a fucking bar with his goddamn friends.

A second former aide to Andrew Cuomo has accused the New York governor of sexual harassment.

While most of my questions about the Lady Gaga dognapping news cycle remain unanswered—including but not limited to which of the omniscient floating orbs in the 2021 writers’ room had the BRILLIANT idea to bring Buck Angel into all this—some have! For example:

Her name is Wanda his name is Vision.

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The House of Representatives passed the Biden administration’s coronavirus relief bill on Saturday, providing one (1) metric hopeunit to those of us still capable of faking optimism. Per the Associated Press, the $1.9 trillion bill includes: payments of $1,400 to individuals, an extension on emergency unemployment…