I’m a plus-size teacher – my students say I look like Ursula and joke about me eating them for lunch

SOMETIMES kids just say the darndest things.

A plus-size kindergarten teacher revealed some of the off-the-wall remarks her students have made to her.

TikTok user @suestylevibes regularly shares examples of what she hears on a daily basis from the young children she teaches.

“I’ll never run out of material for these,” she joked in the caption of the clip.

“There are two types of people. Some have a line body, some have circle bodies like you,” the kindergarten teacher was informed by a young child.

Sue revealed that she has also been compared to Ursula, the sea witch from Disney’s The Little Mermaid.

The kindergarteners got even more creative with their insults, with one student using a creative example when describing Sue’s leg hair.

“You have prickles on your legs, like the grass outside my apartment,” one child told the TikToker.

“I can sit on you. But you can’t sit on me,” another student pointed out.

Meanwhile, another student pleaded with Sue: “Please don’t eat me for lunch.”

However, not all of Sue’s students inadvertently insult her, one even called her “the prettiest girl in the world.”

Another child compared her teacher’s arm to the feeling of a stress ball.