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Last week, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced new guidelines classifying people in same-sex marriages as apostates and barring their children from baptizing and naming ceremonies. This week, Mormons are pushing back.

The second season of Ladies of London ended this week with a BANG—I am referring to the sound of my heart exploding in agony and grief—but the most chilling moment, perhaps, came at the beginning of the episode, from the mouth of a 3-year-old British gentleman by the name of Max Hermer.

Thursday night, Pauley Perrette was walking across the street from her Hollywood home when she was attacked by a homeless man who threatened to kill her. After escaping the ordeal, she collapsed on the sidewalk, where she was licked by a dog being walked by a man who didn’t stop to help.

Currently causing consternation: The omission of female Rey from a Star Wars gift set being sold at Target, which has spawned the hashtag #WheresRey. It’s the latest in a long line of complaints about the franchise forgetting women are fans, too. A really long line.

The U.S. Supreme Court has announced they will review House Bill 2, the Texas omnibus abortion law designed to shut down clinics. Their decision will determine the future of abortion access in the United States.

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Your favorite face mask for 2015 is Aztec Secret Indian Healing Clay Deep Pore Cleansing, which defeated Origins Clear Improvement Active Charcoal Mask by three measly votes to win the favor of 25.8% of readers.

Degloved zoo penis Donald Trump has continued his tirade from yesterday into today with a video Instagram post comparing Dr. Ben Carson to a horror movie villain.

The trial of Daniel Holtzclaw, a former Oklahoma City police officer accused of sexually assaulting at least 13 black women, rolls on. Last week, an all-white jury of mostly men had been selected. Friday marked the end of the trial’s second week of testimonies.

It seems that every day we have to pay attention to some old person who thinks they are special just because they’ve been alive for a super fucking long time. How hard is it not to die?

Welcome to 27 Made Up Things You Didn’t Know About Me, a new feature where celebrities reveal spicy and fun facts that you didn’t know about them!

After Tim Wolfe stepped down earlier this week, the University of Missouri has appointed an interim president. Michael Middleton was chosen by the school’s governing board on Thursday.

Presidential candidate and dusty barrel of fermented peepee Donald Trump is exclusively a Power Top in all aspects of life, which is why I’m sure he is devastated to learn that his prop book will debut below his opponent Ben Carson’s prop book on the New York Times bestseller list.

Sleeping next to someone is great in theory: you get the benefit of their body heat, cuddles, and someone to throw in front of you if a serial killer comes in the night (we’ve all thought it). In practice, however, it’s a different story. And while not sleeping with the partner you live with may still be seen as strange, more and more people are embracing the practice.

Praise the lord: The Noah’s Ark theme park in Kentucky is scheduled to open in July of next year. Take a moment to go ahead and cancel any conflicting beach vacations and road trips, because obviously you’ll need to be there.

On the one hand, as woman writing on the website you’re reading right now, I couldn’t be more of a prime target for a television show about women at a newspaper in the 1960s and ’70s rising up and saying “Fuck you!” to all their oppressive male coworkers and bosses than myself. On the other, there’s something about how well-matched I am to the topic that prompted an eye-roll when I first heard the premise for Good Girls Revolt. The subject-matter was too familiar for me to find it inspiring—at least, at first. Читать дальше...

On Wednesday, Virginia Gov. Terry McAuliffe announced the state had reached a groundbreaking milestone: it effectively ended homelessness among military veterans.

Facebook videos are a big business. According to their latest statistics, people view videos on the social networking site up to eight billion times a day. But now, a new video calls out Facebook for being dishonest about these numbers—as well as model/actor/singer Tyrese Gibson for being a remorseless thief of viral videos. Huh?