Новости за 26.11.2015

Amazon’s #1 selling cat scratching post has a 4.7 star review average from nearly 4,000 customers, and is down to just $35 today, or within $5 of its all-time low. Unfortunately, It still won’t make your cat love you . [SmartCat Ultimate Scratching Post, $35]

Earlier this week, a brave woman made headlines when she took her vagina into her own hands and decided to see if she could make bread out of the yeast she found within. Good news: she could! Better news: she just ate it!

For a limited time, Amazon is selling a year of unlimited cloud storage for $5 (normally $60), or a year of unlimited photo storage for just $1 (normally $12). Even if you don’t think you’ll need it, just buy it!

Make a new year’s resolution to cut the cord on your headphones, and upgrade to JayBird’s popular BlueBuds X Sport Bluetooth earbuds for $79. That’s the lowest price we’ve ever seen. [JayBird BlueBuds X Sport Bluetooth Headphones, $79]

Welcome, friends, to another round of Thanksgiving terror. Right now, you’re probably about to make some awful memories, so why not share them with us, your loving internet family, so that we can all laugh and cry together?

This Thanksgiving, let’s all be thankful for—and not trample on—birds.

All glory to Donald Trump, a man whose lack of self-awareness and repugnant attitude don’t take a break even during the holiday season. No one knows what the presidential contender’s got in store for Christmas, but for Thanksgiving he’s making fun of disabled people.

People have strange traditions when it comes to Thanksgiving. As someone who does not celebrate—and it’s Boston Market all the way when I do—I’ve always found the cranberry sauce out of a can thing kind of weird. But not as weird as Jello with mayonnaise, which is, apparently a real thing.

Hot new couple alert: Former One Directioner (and possible member of Isis, according to The Huffington Post) Zayn Malik and model Gigi Hadid were seen canoodling at a trendy restaurant on Tuesday night. Are they together? Mysterious sources say yes!

Tablets don’t have to be amazing to be useful , and there’s no better standard bearer of that philosophy than Amazon’s $50 Fire Tablet.

Category-wide sales on Amazon are few and far between, and this is one of the most wide-ranging discounts they’ve ever offered: Promo code HOLIDAY30 will take 30% off any physical book they sell, up to $10.

Just imagine: by this time tomorrow you’ll either be stuffing your face with delicious turkey or (like me) a delivery pizza with at least three toppings on it. Either way, you’ll probably be too tired to watch the Charlie Brown thanksgiving special, so why not take a few minutes to enjoy it now and then spend the evening discussing everything that’s right/wrong with the world in the comments below.

In today’s Tweet Beat, Joe Jonas and Roseanne look good together, Kelly Clarkson isn’t afraid to eat and Zoe Saldana is covered in goo.

Molly Soda is an acclaimed artist (and Tumblr icon) whose earlier work includes critiques of “natural makeup” and the culture of selfies. Her most recent project, however, is quite a departure. It’s a zine in which Soda, who admits she overshares online, leaks her own nudes and embarrassing text messages. Why? Because she doesn’t want anyone else to have that power.

Hello, It’s Me. I’m just dropping you a line to let you know I’m leaving. Friday is technically my last day at Jezebel dot com, but since that’s a holiday, and I am spending the entirety of it eating pot brownies and getting scared at Blue Planet in HD, today’s the day I write my Goodbye Post.

At a rally on Monday evening, president of the Gambia Yahya Jammeh officially banned female genital mutilation (FGM) in the country effective immediately, prompting cheers from the crowd.

In response to Quentin Tarantino’s comment that Selma should’ve been nominated for an Emmy instead of an Oscar, Ava DuVernay says that sounds like something Tarantino would say.

Via the Smithsonian’s National Museum of African American History & Culture, here’s a family settling into Thanksgiving dinner in 1950.