Новости за 15.06.2018

Just an important update on Fiona, a hippo learning that life is but a fool’s errand.

Marco, oh my god, it’s Marco Rubio!!!! Oh my god, he heard me, he’s coming over. Senator Rubio, hi, you’re looking great today, wearing that same smug-ass look on your face you always have on. Senator Rubio, tell us—it’s been about a week, and your constituents, Senator, they’re all dying to know:

Once the temperature reaches above 80 degrees, you can bet all my motivation of putting on a real outfit goes out the damn window. Maybe you feel the same. Throughout summer, my uniform is either a dress or shorts and a tank top, because the heat of NYC sucks up every ounce of will in my body and congeals it into a…

I usually find it lazy to begin writing with a disclaimer, but I’m already breaking my rules by writing about my face, so here goes nothing: My name is Maria Sherman, and I’m product-phobic.

Grown-ish, the black-ish spinoff starring Yara Shahidi, turned out to be a success in large part because of its talented (and also hot) ensemble cast. On the series, which completed its impressive first season in March (former Jezebel staffer Kara Brown was in the writer’s room), Chloe and Halle Bailey (widely known…

Hours after the Department of Health and Human Services confirmed the administration was creating temporary shelters to detain migrant children who have been forcibly separated from their parents, the first such facility, at the Tornillo Port of Entry in Texas, is already detaining about 100 children, Texas State Rep.…

Y/N is a guide to the week’s music releases based on our highly scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system.

Sephora’s Weekly Wows are back. Every Thursday, Sephora will drop a bunch of deals and offers for one week only. This week includes:

The quest for confidence and ability to own each and every inch of one’s personhood is a lifelong journey. Some days we are up, and others, very down. Today, I urge you to draw inspiration, as I have, from Catherine Zeta-Jones, who is sick and tired of apologizing for being a beautiful, famous, successful woman.

A day after Jeff Sessions defended the Trump administration’s policy of separating migrant children from their parents by citing a verse from the New Testament, the attorney general spoke about immigration and the Department of Justice’s commitment to “restoring the rule of law in our immigration system” in Scranton,…

In a gut-wrenching essay on Medium, actor Chloe Dykstra describes a years-long emotionally abusive relationship with a man 20 years her senior, who she supported as he went from “a mildly successful podcaster to a powerhouse CEO of his own company.” Though she never mentions him by name in her piece, many are …

A squeal that sounded like some sort of feedback ripped out of my phone as SOPHIE thanked me for calling. Our 30-minute conversation last week was adorned with so many (accidental?) sound effects, I felt like I was inside one of the LA-based (via Scotland) producer’s songs. After 16 high-pitched beeps, I made a…

The murder and assault of 22-year-old comedian Eurydice Dixon on Wednesday has provoked a larger discussion in Australia about violence against women and victim-blaming.

Don’t go wasting your emotions on other hot tracks. Lay all your love on this one, written by Björn Ulvaeus and Benny Andersson of Swedish pop sensation ABBA, and performed by the whole group, because it is the greatest pop song ever written.

It’s hard for one small aspect of a production as massive and complex as Hereditary to stand out. And yet, in between the doll houses and occult signage, and decapitation, and desecrated graves, and *takes a deep breath* ant swarms, and mutilated birds, and creepy old ladies on screen, Toni Collette’s cute wardrobe…

He was boy. She was a girl who knew the password to his email. Can I make it anymore obvious?

You may not know Pinar Toprak by name, but if you’re one of the 125 million people who play the gaming sensation Fortnite, you’ve probably heard her music. And now, per IndieWire, the composer—who in addition to composing music for Fortnite has provided the scores to films like 2010's The Lightkeepers—will also score…

President Trump was apparently untroubled by reports that Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders might be leaving the White House, according to an interview he gave Fox News on Friday morning.

In an interview with ET Canada—which is, in this writer’s opinion, the most essential iteration of ET—media renaissance man Nick Cannon revealed his part in the recent whirlwind romance between SNL star Pete Davidson and pop queen/nemesis of enunciation Ariana Grande.

A huge AIRism sale from Uniqlo, Alternative Apparel’s Americana Sale, Sephora’s Weekly Wow deals, and more lead Friday’s best lifestyle deals.

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel planned to recap the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. An editorial decision was made to jump ahead to the latest season because rewatching the entire series was bad for…

What precisely is RuPaul’s agenda? What does she value? What eyes does she have that I don’t?

Network television appears to be pivoting away from the bright lights of the big city and turning to middle America as its next muse.

Hereditary is probably one of the most frightening movies I’ve ever seen—emotionally harrowing, viscerally disturbing, and extremely fun. If you are like me—a giant baby who is scared of a garbage can’s shadow on a sunny day—this movie will be difficult for you. Luckily, I have a very simple solution.

After nearly three decades of infidelity, illegitimate children, broken homes, proposals, and divorces, The Jerry Springer Show is ceasing production. The favorite program of daytime viewers (i.e., the unemployed, self-employed, and cracker crumb covered sick tweens home from school across the world), which debuted in…