The Only Blanket You Need For Sex is the Grotty Sex Towel That Lives in the Back of My Closet
When my moon cycle coincides with the time to have sexual intercourse with a willing participant, I don’t need special equipment designed specifically to absorb the various liquids produced by my frantic and frenzied lovemaking. All I need is the weird and gross towel that lives on the top shelf of my hall closet,…
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