Новости за 29.06.2018

In Jersey Shore, Abridged, Jezebel planned to recap the first season, and maybe the entire series, of Jersey Shore in 3 to 5 sentences followed by viewing comprehension questions and therapeutic prompts. An editorial decision was made to jump ahead to the latest season because rewatching the entire series was bad for…

Yes, okay, I like it: Drake, “Summer Games” - Please avert your pitchforks, I come in (biased) peace when I say Drizzy’s soft boy shit has never done much for me, and his fifth album, Scorpion—a record obsessed with the usual Drake themes, now with more absentee fathering—released Friday doesn’t do much for me either.…

Hot diggity-dog, it’s a scorcher out there! You know what absolutely bites the big one when the current weather is accurately described as “spicy,” bordering on “hellish”? Wearing clothes! But you gotta do it, the sun’s a heartless bitch, and you still need to slater your human form in some kinda coverage (and not…

It is very transparent that Netflix is trying its darndest to get the most out of the Queer Eye hype, and I’m living for it. First, they sent our five beautiful baby boys to be crowned in their spiritual home of Yass, Australia to, now, this: a literally perfect crossover episode with another Netflix show, Nailed It,…

The United Nations’ migration agency has rejected super public Islamophobe and Trump-backed nominee for director general, Ken Isaacs.

It ain’t a Clear the Rack sale, but Nordstrom Rack is taking up to 90% off certain items for their Last Chance Clearance event. There’s over 2,300 items to look through, from dresses and outerwear to shoes, and even beauty and some home goods”, so there’s bound to be something you’ll want to buy.

Senator Marco Rubio hopped on Twitter in the wee hours of Friday morning to decry a monumental societal ill, perhaps the most pressing of these tumultuous times we live in: people using the word “fuck.”

Among certain Prince enthusiasts, Susan Rogers is a legend. She engineered almost all of Prince’s recordings from his prolific, mind-bogglingly inventive mid-’80s period (she began working with him in 1983, as he was putting together Purple Rain, and left in 1987 after the recording of the legendary Black Album). To…

Except instead of first kiss it’s that time the White House and congressional Republicans did class war together. Congrats to the happy couple!

Today, Meshell Ndegeocello is debuting on Jezebel the video for her twangy cover of Ralph Tresvant’s simmering new jack swing classic “Sensitivity.” In a quietly radical decision, Ndegeocello keeps the gender-specific nouns of the original song in place, so that she sings things like, “You need a man with sensitivity,…

I would never go so far as to say 20 photos of universally beloved five-time Oscar nominee Amy Adams smiling while doing various mundane activities in Los Angeles, California, will make anyone happier, but I feel comfortable saying that 20 photos of universally beloved five-time Oscar nominee Amy Adams smiling while…

Before the Supreme Court legalized abortion in the first trimester with its landmark ruling in 1973's Roe v. Wade, an estimated 1.2 million American women annually turned to illegal abortion to terminate a pregnancy. Before Roe, an estimated 5,000 of those women died every year from those unsafe abortions. Before Roe,…

Tarte Cosmetics’ huge sale, a Last Chance Clearance at Nordstrom Rack, REI’s 4th of July Sale, and more lead Friday’s best lifestyle deals.

In a satisfying turn of events, Netflix seems to be following my colleague Kelly Faircloth’s advice and exploring the idea of creating a followup to their runaway romcom hit, Set It Up. If you don’t know, Set It Up follows the lives of two high-strung assistants, played by Zoe Deutch and Glen Powell, who hatch a plan…

JOANNA: Last night you texted me, “I feel insane/ soaring highs/ followed by dark lows/ moral emergencies.” I feel like that’s a good place to start.

The gender pay gap at the BBC and the ongoing conversations to fix it have dragged on for at least a year, starting with the revelation that nearly two-thirds of their employees who made over £150,000 were men. Across the board, men made, on average, 9.3% more than women doing the same job. BBC director general Tony…

In case you haven’t heard, Drake just dropped Scorpion, his fifth full-length album and first since 2016's Views. In classic Drizzy fashion, it’s way too goddamn long—25 tracks—so actually listening to the thing in its entirety is an investment. However, I urge you to make your way to a few tracks, starting with song…

The first lawsuit challenging the Allow States and Victims to Fight Online Sex Trafficking Act (H.R. 1865), otherwise known as SESTA/FOSTA, was filed in federal court last week, claiming that the legislation violates the First and Fifth Amendments, Melissa Gira Grant reports at The Appeal. As anticipated by opponents…

During her sold out show at Carnegie Hall Tuesday night (which she reportedly began by saying “I am the mayor of Zero Fucksville. Welcome to my town”) comedian Kathy Griffin regaled audiences with the same old shit her audiences have come to expect and desire: excitedly delivered stories about her interactions with…

Ivanka Trump is back to pretending that she and her racist father, and his racist administration, care about migrant children.

Melania doesn’t care. And on her second visit to the southern border in the past week, where she fatuously posed and spoke sentences among people traumatized by her monstrous husband’s “zero tolerance” policy (plus some border cops), she paired a black top with white slacks.

On Thursday, Deadline reported that YouTube placed a straight-to-series order of Weird City, a forthcoming sci-fi anthology from Oscar-winner Jordan Peele (Get Out), and Charlie Sanders, who wrote for Key and Peele.

You’d also kind of smell like “juicy pear.” Pear being the cut of Ariana Grande’s engagement ring, but the fragrance reps the beloved fruit.

Julian Fellowes, creator of Downton Abbey, really loves The Crown. Truly! He just wonders whether perhaps it might be strictly, absolutely fair to Prince Philip. (He would.)

To close out Pride Month, Jezebel presents On Pride: A series of conversations with LGBTQ artists and activists about our communities’ relationship with police, building queer spaces outside of the parade, and other pressing issues affecting queer and trans people nationwide.