Новости за 03.08.2018

Imagine that you’ve been hacked. What do you do? Maybe you spend two hours poking around the Internet for an answer, only to fuck up your computer so bad you need your neighbor’s kid to fix it. Maybe you call Geek Squad. Or, if you’re white, I guess you might freak out and call 9-1-1. But if you are Central New York…

Augustine Frizzell wanted to see a movie that represented her teen experience, and so she made it. The result is the 39-year-old writer/director’s first feature Never Goin’ Back, in select theaters today via juggernaut distributor A24. The movie follows two coke-snorting, table-waiting, shit-talking, high-school…

First, it was the absolute exclusion of pasta from the menu at Buckingham Palace, despite Meghan Markle’s love of pasta. And now, Princess Eugenie has reported she got a little knuckle-rapping for posting a picture of her father in a corridor strictly off-limits to the filthy, teeming masses the royals know as their…

Ivanka Trump announced last week that she would be shuttering her eponymous fashion brand, a decision made out of reported frustration with restrictions put in place to avoid conflicts of interest while working in the White House. As of July 28, though, as Business Insider reported, her last brick-and-mortar outpost…

Ingriane Barbosa Carvalho, a 31-year-old mother of three in Brazil, died two months ago after an underground abortion went wrong—due to her country’s strict abortion laws that have been in place for the past 78 years.

The best part about attending a baseball game is eating a hot dog or three and drinking an overpriced beer while wearing a baseball hat and yelling at millionaires. The second best part is listening to the walk-up music—10 to 15 second snippets of songs the baseball men have chosen as their motivational inspiration…

In the week since his trial began, we have learned that Paul Manafort, the college-football-coach-lookin-ass motherfucker who is currently facing multiple charges of tax evasion, bank fraud, and money laundering, is the owner of multiple exotic-leather jackets, each costing tens of thousands of dollars. This news…

Think of your most awkward middle school moment—of which there are likely many—and now imagine being a teenager in 2018. Chances are, you’ll feel a kinship with 15-year-old Elsie Fisher, the actor who plays Kayla in Bo Burnham’s sweet directorial debut Eighth Grade (a movie Jezebel clearly loves). In her remarkable…

The anonymous creators of Diet Madison Avenue, an Instagram account dedicated to exposing sexual harassment in the advertising world, are about to have their identities revealed. A Los Angeles judge has cleared the way for subpoenas ordering Instagram, Facebook, and Gmail “to provide identifying information about the…

Here’s a list of cat names that sound good because they are good. This is indisputable.

Former Bachelor contestant Bekah Martinez—the only cast member who made Arie’s season bearable—has accused Leandro “Leo” Dottavio from the most recent season of the Bachelorette, of sexual harassment.

In a new article from the Guardian, Alia Ghanem, mother of Osama bin Laden, goes on the record for the first time since the terrorist attacks of 9/11.

Because our universe is chaotic and vengeful, this marks the second time in one calendar week that I am writing a blog about one Chloe Grace Moretz. In a recent interview with the Los Angeles Times, Moretz explained that her upcoming 1990s-era gay conversion therapy drama, based on the popular book The Miseducation of…

A report from the BCC reveals a disturbing trend in South Korea: men using hidden cameras to film women in bathrooms and changing rooms, and then sharing the footage widely online and over chat rooms without their consent.

In spite of and perhaps because of her greatness, Lauryn Hill left many of her fans conflicted. Released on August 25, 1998, her solo debut, The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill, gave depth and cathartic dimension to the subject of black women in love. She sang about pulling away from an ex and finding salvation in…

Maine’s annual Lobster Festival has come and gone and, with it, the crowning of the Sea Goddess. Taylor Hamlin of South Thomaston received this year’s honors at the Rockland ceremony on August 1, only to be stripped of her title a day later after an anonymous narc sent photos from Hamlin’s social media to festival…

Sweet relief has come at last, for no longer will I associate Drake’s “In My Feelings” with celebrities and Instagram randos doing the Shiggy dance.

While watching the second season of Queer Eye I decided that Bobby Berk is my favorite one (after Jonathan, who is everyone’s favorite by default) mostly because A.) I have an obvious respect for grown men who go by Bobby as adults, and B.) I came to the realization that in addition to being Bobby, I am probably “a…

Omarosa Manigault, one of the many former Trump officials who rode the coattails of a maniac just long enough to turn it into a book deal, says that while working for Trump she “realized that something real and serious was going on in Donald’s brain.” To which I say: no shit!

Instagram influencers have begun promoting yet another chickenshit product, only this time it’s actually luxury chicken diapers. They are very literal, these Insta-fluencers.

Woah, as someone who hasn’t watched Jersey Shore since high school I am probably the wrong person to react to this publicly but I was very caught-off-guard by the uncanny effect wrought by the cast acting exactly the same but looking a good decade older. This is the Jersey Shore I know and love. But I’ll try to get…

On Wednesday, French lawmakers voted to outlaw street harassment, the enactment of which will soon be subject to fines of up to 750 euros (about $870), Reuters reports. The ban applies to gender-based harassment both in the streets and on public transit, according to the Washington Post.

Real Housewives of New York City star Luann de Lesseps has reportedly checked out of rehab after three weeks and is already back to being all about that cabaret life.

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