Новости за 31.08.2018

Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.

The last week of August is a dead week—nothing happens and no one is here. Every store has a sweater or three available for perusal, prominently displayed as a distraction from the tangled clutch of sundresses, tank tops, and 4th of July-themed shorts that no one wanted to buy. Labor Day is almost here; school may be…

In a recent blog post about Sex and the City, writer Andrea Long Chu wrote that “it is only on television that heterosexuality has ever made any kind of sense.” Well…………… not anymore!

I was very proud of myself for using very few products until I started accounting all of mine for this product diary. It turns out I am just as much of a slave to the Sephora industrial complex as everyone else, even though I am not very good at putting on makeup. That is one of my darkest secrets, one I have managed…

A semi-spicy dudefight has emerged between two basic-ass white male rappers, for god knows what reason.

Without question, the Queen of Soul, Ms. Aretha Franklin, loved her headwear—so much so that her hats are often burned into our collective memory of landmark events. Who could forget that gray felt cap with a rhinestone bow from her performance at President Obama’s inauguration?

Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.

How did you get your information about puberty? If you were receiving those details sometime after September 1998, there’s a good chance it was from the cozy illustrations of American Girl’s The Care and Keeping of You: The Body Book for Girls.

Rev. Al Sharpton’s fiery speech at Friday’s homegoing ceremony for Aretha Franklin in Detroit was an unquestionable highlight from the star-studded, multi-hour event. Sharpton spoke passionately about Franklin’s contributions to society, and black culture in particular:

Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.

Good banter is a rom-com’s secret sauce. Whether it’s the dueling politics of Kathleen and Frank in You’ve Got Mail, the bickering of Harry and Sally, or the mind-games of movies like 10 Things I Hate About You and How to Lose a Guy In 10 Days, rom-coms thrive when they play with a lightly masochistic fantasy best not…

Though you probably knew that Jersey Shore’s original cast (including Angelina, but sans Sammi) reunited in Miami of all places for Jersey Shore: Family Vacation earlier this summer, it may have escaped your attention that the series was quickly renewed for a second season, which premiered to less fanfare than it…

Summer is dying, but you are very much alive. The afternoon air is still thick and smells like piss, but the nights are slowly cooling. Fall is coming, but it isn’t here yet. How will you spend the next 22 days?

WOODSIDE, QUEENS—Out of the dozen or so steel-blue doors that Jessica Ramos knocked on at the Woodside Houses, a leafy public housing complex made up of 20 six-story brick buildings, about half stayed closed. At one, the state senate candidate tried yelling in Spanish, repeating her pitch over the noise of a barking…

Thanks to the Trump administration’s penchant for unbridled cruelty, a major United Nations program aiding Palestinian refugees will no longer receive a penny of funding from the United States. This comes at a time when European and Arab countries are ramping up their support for the program.

If you, like Jezebel Senior Writer Rich Juzwiak, found Elsie Fisher’s Eight Grade performance “downright miraculous,” you’ll be pleased to hear that she just booked her next role.

The shearling jacket is the iconic fashion staple of the apocalypse. It’s protected Rick Grimes in The Walking Dead, Regan Abbott in A Quiet Place, and even Ryan Gosling’s Agent K in Blade Runner 2049.

This is an example of extreme assholery corrected thanks to the judicial system.

In a move that should surprise no one given the anti-affirmative action stance of the Trump administration, the Justice Department has come out in support of the students who are suing Harvard University over claims that its admissions policies discriminate against Asian American applicants.

What did the stars have in store for the stars this month? Are you maybe behaving in similarly inspirational or deeply wack and self-destructive ways? The Most Ridiculous Thing Your Sign Did This Month explains all.

You’re probably thinking, “I’m sick of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande-related content!” Guess what! I am too! But it’s the Friday of a holiday weekend, pickings are slim, and the best story we have is the one about Grande describing what it was like to kiss Davidson for the first time. (He asked permission, and she…

After the Academy Awards announced their new category for best “Popular Film” of the year, it’s been widely speculated that the designation is to accommodate Black Panther, a massively popular film this year that I assume the largely white Academy probably doesn’t consider “Best Picture” fare. But you can’t seriously…

In a bizarre-sounding story, a police sergeant in London was cleared of misconduct this week for ordering his officers to strip search a philosophy lecturer who was detained after reportedly trying to give a 15-year-old a legal contact during a search. There’s a lot here, so bear with me.

A pair of news reports published on Thursday implicated NBC in attempting to impede Ronan Farrow’s investigation into sexual assault allegations against Harvey Weinstein, with one report claiming an NBC lawyer went so far as to threaten to smear Farrow if he continued his probe.

At last, HBO has released its first teaser trailer for its upcoming adaptation of My Brilliant Friend, the first installment in an upcoming 32-episode dive into Elena Ferrante’s famed Neapolitan Novels. The teaser’s just a small slice of this epic, obviously, but it looks pretty good so far.