Новости за 04.08.2018

Channel 7 News reports that Massachusetts motorist Grayson Salerno, the outlaw of Malden, age one, was pulled over this week for driving on the sidewalk. He was issued a “cuteness warning”–a warning to the rest of us to obey the rules of society unless you are adorable, in which case the rule of law does not apply.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has been barnstorming America just like she promised she would, both getting butts in seats and lighting a fire under the Democratic party’s. She went to Kansas with Bernie Sanders a few weeks ago (making for this delightful photo-op); then Missouri to campaign for once-homeless activist and…

Today I learned the first ever thing I’ve ever learned about Stedman, enigma, sit-in for Golden Globes cutaways, not Gayle, for all I know a hologram or perhaps a piece of wood under a transfiguration spell. Yes, he is a speaker, CEO, male, 67, height 6'7"–but who is Stedman deep down? Most importantly, what gets him…

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Homer’s Odyssey—maybe you’ve heard of her? If so, you’re probably familiar with the myth of Tantalus, a Lydian king who did something bad and was punished for all eternity to stand in a pool of water up to his neck that would recede every time he tried to lower his head and take a sip.