Woman's Weird-Ass Fetish of Smelling Her Knees Gets Her Fired

NEW NOOKIE, Nebraska - (Satire News) - Relatives, friends, and co-workers all warned Clovis Bliggenfaxer, 31, that she really needed to see a therapist about her amazingly unusual knee fetish.

Clovis said that when she was 17, she was told by a pe…