I’m a gypsy – the top places we go to bag ourselves a man, including Harrods and Thorpe Park
A TRAVELLER has opened up about how to bag a man from the community – and it involves a day out to Harrods.
Suzy opened up about the best locations you can head to if you are looking for romance, and forget opening up a dating app.
The popular gypsy, who posts under @cuzinsuzy92, said in a light-hearted clip: “How to get yourself a traveller man… first you’ve got to go to a meet.
“For example, a lot of travellers have little meeting places.
“It’ll happen a few times a year… Thorpe Park for Fright Night, standing outside Harrods near Christmas, Winter Wonderland.
“Those are just a few that’s coming up.
“Go to one of them places and make sure you’re dressed up to the nines, and I mean dressed up.
“Your furry sliders out, your fake Louboutins.”
Suzy said that despite the fact it’ll be chilly around the Christmas period “less is more” when it comes to your outfit choices.
She continued: “Make sure you wear the skimpiest outfit and put the biggest fake fur coat on.
“Once you’re there, you’re dressed up, and you’ve got all that make-up on – make sure it’s heavy – you and your eyebrows are ready to go.
“Eye up the traveller boy, make sure you give him ‘the look’.”
She added that you should ensure he’s not with “no real travelling girls” as you “really don’t want that headache.”
Suzy advised that you should secure a kiss and then ask for a phone number.
She joked that you should get two numbers, his “work and his personal” number and then you are “you’re guaranteed to get married within the next month.”
However, she did warn that any “gorgeous girl” looking to marry a traveller boy should be prepared for the fact he’s “never gonna be at home” and will “always be out drinking.”
The gypsy continued: “It’s part and parcel of marrying into the community.”
Her video has racked up over 3,000 likes, and many people were quick to comment.
One person said: “Can’t believe you letting all the secrets out.”
Another added: “You’re so funny.”
And a third commented: “It used to be the local fair for us.”