Wild WAG sex confessions from Victoria Beckham calling David’s manhood a ‘tractor pipe’ to couple who romped ON a pitch
FOOTBALLERS are usually quite private about their sex lives for fear they’ll get a ribbing in the locker rooms – but that doesn’t mean their wives and girlfriends are!
Abbey Clancy is the latest WAG to open up on her and husband Peter Crouch’s bedroom antics.
During a conversation about surprises on their podcast The Therapy Crouch, former England striker Peter said: “If I came home and you had no clothes on, it’d be the best surprise ever.
“It’s so simple and I’ll be so happy.”
And Abbey confessed she’d given him a sexy surprise before, saying: “That Burberry mac you got me — I picked him up from training with nothing underneath it, to get him home.”
“And it worked. Very well,” Peter added.
But Abbey’s flasher-coat technique has nothing on some of these WAGs who prove they’ve got a different kind of ball skills…
Racy underwear and ‘tassles’
Before their split earlier this year, Helen Flanagan kept former Man City fiance Scott Sinclair happy in the bedroom with a huge collection of sexy lingerie.
“Some people have a drawer of underwear, I have tons of it,” she told The Sun.
“I have pretty much bought every set of underwear Agent Provocateur has ever made and most of it is in Scott’s house.
“I’ve got loads of stuff from nipple tassels to this amazing diamond studded whip from Agent Provocateur.
“But it was getting so embarrassing when Scott’s mum was helping me clear out stuff and all you could see was underwear and this whip. I was getting really flustered, saying: ‘Honestly, I bought it for a shoot’.
“And I did! But I kept it because I love it. Scott’s mum is lovely and she knows what I’m like so she just laughed.”
Filthy ‘tractor pipe’ claims
He’s now affectionately known as “Golden Balls” by many of his fans around the world, but it was his wife Victoria Beckham that coined the cheeky term, telling Sir Michael Parkinson her nickname.
She recently revealed they had a mirrored ceiling in their former Hertfordshire mansion, ‘Beckingham Palace’.
She once said: “There’s a room like a tart’s boudoir, with leopard print everywhere and a mirrored ceiling.
“Then there’s our bedroom, which is quite virginal and white, with a big four-poster, old-oak bed.”
And in 2008, when David posed for an Emporio Armani underwear ad, she went a step further and spoke about the size of his manhood.
She said: “I’m proud I still have a really good sex life with David. He is very much in proportion.
“He does have a huge one, though. He does. You can see it in the advert. It is all his. It is like a tractor exhaust pipe!”
Daily sex act
Paris Saint-Germain forward Mauro Icardi and his model wife Wanda Nara have been married since 2013.
But they’ve often had to defend their relationship, due to the fact they got together while she was still married to Icardi’s Argentinian teammate Maxi Lopez.
Wanda has even previously had to deny she was involved in a sex tape.
But in 2020, she made a rather saucy confession when a troll commented under her photo: “Who would have thought that due to oral sex you would get where you are?”
Quick-witted Nara replied: “One?! I do it every night. Why don’t you try too?”
Sex strain
Melissa Satta and former Tottenham footballer Kevin-Prince Boateng started dating in 2011, and soon after he was off the pitch quite a bit due to a thigh injury.
And Melissa claimed to be the cause in 2012.
She told Gazzetta dello Sport: “The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex seven to ten times a week.
“I’m afraid that’s the reason for the strain.”
Melissa and Boateng went on to get married in June 2016 but divorced at the end of 2020.
Boob boast
As a regular on ITV’s Loose Women and columnist for various celebrity magazines, Rebekah Vardy has happily discussed her sex life openly.
But her most famous revelation was the reveal that Gareth Southgate hadn’t put his players on a sex ban during the 2018 World Cup.
“Gareth Southgate has been amazing with allowing the families and players lots of contact,” she told OK! Magazine.
Rebekah brought along her children for the occasion, which she admitted might’ve got in the way of their sex life.
“There is no sex ban, but I think we’d struggle to do it anyway with the kids around – it wouldn’t work logistically!”
She also discussed Jamie’s relationship with her boobs following enhancement surgery, saying: “Jamie loves my boobs, he’s happy that I’m happy, but he thought they looked great before.”
Electric toothbrush tip
There was no way Portugal goalie Rui Patricio was going to escape his sex life becoming public, when he got together with sex therapist Vera Ribeiro in 2019.
In fact, the year before they started dating, she advised the Portugal stars to masturbate at the World Cup to relax.
She said: “Nothing positive can come from abstinence.
“The football player should not abstain from having sex before games, but we also know that in terms of routine they are not in contact with families either.
“We cannot associate sports performance with the occurrence of sex.”
And in 2019, Vera released a book called The Manual of Seduction, that included sex tips like using an electric toothbrush, Halls cough sweets, and a water balloon in the bedroom.
Sex ‘every day’
Spanish model Pilar Rubio and PSG star Sergio Ramos have been together since 2012 – and have four sons.
But that doesn’t stop the married couple having sex “every day”.
Last year, on Spanish chat show La Resistencia, Pilar told the host: “We do it every day, except for the days when I am in Madrid.
“Today for instance, thanks to you, I can’t.”
When the host noted they have four youngsters in the house, she added: “My children are in bed at 9.30pm. Sex is life.”
No score draw
She may be a Victoria’s Secret model, but even Izabel Goulart gets rejected by her fiance Kevin Trapp sometimes.
In 2018, Izabel confessed she and the famous goalie have sex “four or five times” a week.
However, no matter how hard she tries, she won’t get any action if things don’t go the Germany international’s way on the pitch.
She said: “Kevin and I make love a lot — four or five times a week.
“But if he has played in an important game and his team loses, I can make myself beautiful, have my nails done and wear my best lingerie – and there still won’t be any sex.”
Public toilets
Dries Mertens’ wife Kat Kerkhofs made a shocking revelation once that the pair enjoy having sex in public – and even in train toilets.
Speaking on Belgian television channel Vier, she said: “I’m a lady in the street but a beast in bed.
“In public I behave like a lady, but in bed I am eccentric. I think that when you are sure of yourself on a sexual level, things are going better on a general level.
“I like to do it in places a little unusual, like the basin of a train. I like it a lot.”
Pitch romp
Another couple who obviously enjoyed a bit of al fresco sex was former Playboy model Nives Celsius and ex-Dinamo Zagreb star Dino Drpic, before they split.
On a Serbian talk show back in 2009, Nives revealed she had sex with her ex-husband under the floodlights at Maksimir Stadium.
She said: “Dino had arranged that people should turn on the stadium lights for us. He finally fulfilled his dream of having sex in the middle of a football pitch.
“It was very naughty.”
In fact, it was so naughty that soon after she made the admission, Drpic’s employers put the former Croatia international up for sale.
The defender was transfer listed shortly after and he left the club in January 2009.