Новости за 13.05.2024

NEW YORK—Mumbling “Oh, come on” as his ingot was rejected again, Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ) was repeatedly trying to jam a gold bar into a vending machine at a federal courthouse in Manhattan, sources confirmed Monday. “Stupid slot, why won’t you take my money?” said the 70-year-old disgraced lawmaker, who kicked the…

NEW YORK—During a brief recess from his ex-attorney’s testimony regarding hush money payments made shortly before the 2016 election, former President Donald Trump reflexively cornered Michael Cohen and asked him for help silencing Michael Cohen, courtroom sources confirmed Monday. “Listen, Michael, this guy Cohen…

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CLEARWATER, FL—Spitting out his medication and sticking out his tongue in apparent disgust, local man Rick Walton reportedly refused to take his boner pills Monday unless they were strawberry flavored. “No, no, no, I hate the blue pills—I want pink ones instead!” the red-faced 47-year-old said as he hid behind his…

A 44-foot-long endangered sei whale was found dead on the bow of a cruise ship entering New York, with authorities finding that the whale was likely healthy when it was struck dead by the ship. What do you think?

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BOSTON—Revealing they felt blindsided by the person they trusted most, the nation’s weeping spouses held a press conference Tuesday to announce they don’t recognize the person you’ve become. “If you had told me all those years ago on our wedding day that this is who you would turn into, I never would have believed…