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Incredibly heartwarming and romantic: A young woman wore a poop emoji costume to ask a guy to homecoming.

“Go see The Walk,” they say. “It’s a dizzying triumph of human perseverance,” they tell me. “Well, fuck you and the tightrope you walked in on,” I reply, because guess what? I am not going to see that movie and I won’t watch the documentary Man on Wire, either. Why? Because both films are about a rude man. Walking on a high wire is a dumb thing to do.

Rihanna looks lovely at Christian Dior’s Spring-Summer 2016 ready-t0-wear collection, presented during Paris Fashion Week. The full look—a prim pink coupled with knee-high black boots with lucite heels—was spot on. Plus, those flowers:

The New York Times reports that Hillary Clinton will make an appearance on tomorrow’s season premiere of Saturday Night Live. Though Clinton’s camp wouldn’t confirm the appearance, it looks like she will appear alongside Kate McKinnon who has been deftly portraying the Democratic candidate throughout the last year.

The domestic violence charges against soccer player Hope Solo will go forward after all. In January, a lower court dismissed the charges on procedural grounds, but a Washington state appeals court reversed that decision on Friday.

On Sunday, the Associated Press reports, the Vatican fired Krzysztof Charamsa, a monsignor and mid-level official in its doctrine office, who came out as gay in newspaper interviews in Italy and Poland just ahead of the Catholic bishops’ synod to discuss church outreach.

This week the members of Arizona State’s Alpha Chi Omega sorority divided the internet. The young women dared to take selfies at an Arizona Diamondbacks game instead of focusing their full attention on baseball. Those selfies proved highly controversial for some dumb reason. The least amused was, no doubt, the Diamondbacks announcers who were incensed by youth.

Tip theft lawsuits occur fairly frequently. It’s rare, however, to see a lawsuit with this many different accusations of impropriety—and where a few of the accusations are wholly unique.

Earlier this week in Apple Valley, California, a man robbed an auto-parts store while using a Maxipad to conceal his face. The disguise didn’t work—thanks to a clear surveillance video and a familiarity with the suspect, police were able to track him down quickly.

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In an interview with Alan Cumming, Helen Mirren announced that she would retire her revered breasts from appearing nude onscreen. “That’s the good thing about getting older,” she told Cumming. “You don’t have to do that sort of thing anymore. My pleasure pillows are purely for my husband now.” Mirren added that she was never that enthusiastic about nude scenes to begin with, but “It was not the sort of thing to get your knickers in a twist about.”

In today’s Pissing Contest, we’re talking about our worst encounters with bugs. (Thanks to reader Chad for the suggestion!) “But that’s a spider in the lede photo,” you’re probably saying. “Spiders aren’t insects!” CAN IT, you annoying nerd! We’re talking about horrifying experiences with creepy-crawlies and spiders—for our purposes—certainly count!

In today’s Tweet Beat, Heidi Klum suffers for Halloween, Julie Chen also tries an interesting look and Kristen Bell offers some traffic advice.

Specifically, the former president of the North Pole Chamber of Commerce, whose legal name really and truly is “Santa Claus.”

Happy Halloween from Chanel Oberlin, the merciless sorority jerk played by Emma Roberts on Scream Queens. Of course, this would be her favorite holiday.

An employee at Case Pork Roll Co. in Trenton, New Jersey has been fired for flatulence, and that’s not a joke; it’s the world we live in.

Earlier this week, Demi Lovato was photographed by Vanity Fair’s Patrick Ecclesine to promote her upcoming album, Confident. But this wasn’t your typical celebrity photo shoot. No, Lovato gave Ecclesine three rules to work by:

The contingent faculty at Barnard College have voted overwhelmingly to unionize. Barnard is a women’s college, and women also make up more than 60 percent of the faculty. So, a pretty good choice, then, considering that union women earn, on average, 13 percent more than their non-union counterparts.

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