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A Florida judge sentenced a traumatized domestic violence victim to jail time for not showing up to testify at her alleged abuser’s trial. The video, which was filmed on July 30, shows Judge Jerri Collins berating the woman who explains she had been suffering from anxiety and depression. Judge Collins shows no compassion for the victim and even says to her, “You think you’re going to have anxiety now? You haven’t even seen anxiety.”

Accusations from Rosie O’Donnell’s adopted daughter Chelsea calling out her mom’s alleged phoniness are uncomfortably lurid, but more interesting is Chelsea’s plea that O’Donnell “should be her real self, who she really is.” What, exactly, is your real self? Do any of us achieve it?

Three people suspected in the shooting death of Steve Carter, 67, a tantra yoga teacher whose body was found Monday along a hiking trail outside San Francisco, his wounded dog still attached to his hand by a leash, were booked on murder warrants, police in Portland, Oregon, said Thursday.

“It’s, like, where do you even begin with stuff like that? People who don’t know how to read fiction, they just shout words like ‘loathsome’ and ‘misogynist’ because they can’t deal with it. I fail to conform to the brutish, white, male stereotype and that is actually more enraging than the brutish, white, male stereotype. It’s the middle ground which is precisely what’s upsetting to people on the extremes.” Jonathan Franzen just can’t help himself.

Here’s Missouri Senator Claire McCaskill, dressed as a puppy killer, welcoming the warm and loving embrace of trolls across Twitter. Needless to say, they were eager to share their wit and wisdom with McCaskill. An evil villain plus an abortion-loving Democrat? This is the stuff of dreams!

Nuns from the Missionaries of Charity, the group founded by the late Mother Teresa, will close down their 30 orphanages rather than allow single and divorced people to adopt.

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The students of Alexander Hamilton High School in the Berverlywood neighborhood of Los Angeles will likely spend the rest of their lives telling everyone that a porn film was shot at their high school.

Shia LaBeouf was arrested in Austin, Texas last night and booked on misdemeanor public intoxication. TMZ reports, “Shia was either extremely drunk or high on drugs when he ran down the street and jaywalked in front of police.” According to a witness, LaBeouf’s run down the street came after he was warned by police. The rat-tail-loving actor/artist/dancer and an unidentified woman had previously been denied entry to a bar because they were already too drunk. LaBeouf began cursing loudly. Tomorrow he’ll say it was performance art. Читать дальше...

For Christ’s sake, Hormel, at least pretend you’re not actively working to spread misery unto all corners of the Earth.

No jokes here; this story is just inventively awful all the way around.

Fatherhood changes a man, which explains why Twitter oracle Kanye West took a charmingly domestic turn tonight, warning parents everywhere of the dangers that stupid little iPad games present when placed in the hands of children: Those stubby little fingers will click on those colorful in-app purchase buttons, racking up charges to daddy’s iTunes account.

The creators of The Martian are being criticized for casting non-Asian actors in roles that were originally Asian in the book.

In today’s Tweet Beat, Channing Tatum learns to love himself, Kim Kardashian shows off Kanye’s Nike Roshe knockoffs and Angel Haze gets it.

Just as it’s a good rule of thumb to avoid asking women what they’re reading while they’re, uh, reading, it’s a good idea to avoid asking Natalie Dormer how it feels to look like a fictional pig when she’s, uh, a human.

Scattered among rumors about Hollywood’s A through D-listers on People’s “News” section are human interest stories that I generally avoid. Today there was a headline about sisters meeting each other for the first time at 9 and 10 years old (too boring), some dog who found a home after losing an eye (too sad), and a story about Target’s one and only male plus-size model. That’s the one I clicked.

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After a long day of speeches, the California Coastal Commission voted to ban captive whale breeding in SeaWorld’s San Diego park, as well as to significantly restrict the movement of whales in and out of the park. These were set as conditions for the approval of SeaWorld’s $100 million habitat expansion, which detractors say is too little, too late, and that construction will cause the 11 orcas in the park extreme stress.

You’d think a person like Raven-Symoné would try to find fellowship with other uniquely named black people, but no, Raven-Symoné is not a friend to us and must be exiled.

Sleepy Republican Ben Carson keeps comparing modern struggles to World War II. Why does he keep doing this? Is that the only part of history he knows?