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In today’s Tweet Beat Martha Stewart > the Muffin Man, Kim Kardashian waits for something—I assume for that baby to drop—and ok, Kathie Lee Gifford.

A West Virginia assistant prosecutor apparently warned his co-workers that he was “deathly afraid of spiders” before they put up this year’s Halloween decorations. But they didn’t listen because they are jerks and so he was forced to whip out his weapon to protect himself against the fake spiders his asshole colleagues had displayed around the office.

Wow, excellent: according to reports, a teenage girl in Bend, Oregon, contracted a case of bubonic plague from a flea during a hunting trip.

We asked and you delivered. With over 3,000 comments on this year’s Scary Story contest, this year’s submitters brought their best—sharing hair-raising, spine-tingling tales that were so scary that certain Jezebel writers were forced to sleep with their lights on. These are the ten most terrifying.

Former Scientologist Leah Remini will be on 20/20 Friday evening to talk about Scientology, her new book, and the possibility of a King of Queens movie. OK, she’s actually just talking about the first two things, but that’s more than enough content for a compelling interview.

The reason we haven’t heard a drop of new music from Kesha is because she’s tangled in a legal case that prevents her from recording. The pop star says her career is at a standstill as a result of the lawsuit she filed against producer Dr. Luke alleging sexual abuse.

Last month it was reported that Fabletics, the activewear brand co-founded by Kate Hudson, called out by angry customers for what they called its deceptive advertising and checkout practices. The main problem, as Racked reported earlier this year, is that “once customers sign up for Fabletics, it’s not easy to get out of the monthly credit card charges.”

Amid the sea of trash “Hotline Bling” remixes, here’s one of the only two that matters (next to Erykah Badu’s version). Canadian singer Justin Bieber teased his remix to his fellow countryman Drake’s smash single today.