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Welcome to 27 Made Up Things You Didn’t Know About Me, a new feature where celebrities reveal spicy and fun facts that you didn’t know about them!

The Senate, a group of itinerant time-wasters who assuredly relish the smell of their own farts, has voted along party lines to defund Planned Parenthood and repeal Obamacare. President Obama will veto the measure, and Senate Republicans lack the supermajority they need to overturn the veto. Thus making this—like most of what your Congress does—a vast, petty jerk-off gesture aimed at no one.

Pop quiz! Where do tampons and pads go?

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Any good comedian knows that if there is something you hate about yourself (or rather when, for otherwise you wouldn’t be a comedian), you turn it into a joke.

The two shooters who carried out the attack in San Bernardino, married couple Syed Rizwan Farook, 28, and Tashfeen Malik, 27, fired up to 75 rounds and left behind three remote-controlled pipe bombs that failed to detonate, according to police. All four firearms used in the shooting were purchased legally and registered.

The Republican presidential candidates have had a grand ole’ time pandering awkwardly to Jewish GOP donors at the Republican Jewish Coalition forum today in Washington, D.C.—and none more than Donald Trump, the shriveled pinto bean you had to pluck out of your Chipotle burrito basket, who was introduced as “a mensch with chutzpah.”

The cover for January/February 2016 issue of Playboy, the magazine’s last to include full-on nudity , features none other than Pamela Anderson (wearing a choker that spells out SEX) who has been on the cover of the magazine 14 previous times.

If you grew up in the 1990s, you practically absorbed a degree in AIDS studies just by existing—or at least that’s what it felt like. The years since then have brought better tests and treatments, and we now know more about the virus, but that information isn’t common knowledge. HIV and AIDS have fallen off our radar.

The only thing we know for sure about ANTI, Rihanna’s hypothetical eighth LP, is that it has very nice album art. As Jezebel reported earlier this year, rumors of its actual release date have been swirling for what feels like forever, but it wasn’t until the cover art was revealed in October that ANTImania hit its fever pitch.

Pantone has chosen their—our—color(s) of the year for 2016 and they sound and look tranquil as hell. Real calming. Close your eyes and keep reading. Walk with me...

Sen. Lindsey Graham, the Republican presidential hopeful who is polling so low he failed to qualify for either of the last two Republican debates, was scheduled to discuss foreign policy at Thursday’s Republican Jewish Coalition after Sen. Ted Cruz’s speech. Apparently, Cruz’s claim that the Republican party will succeed if it doubles down on wooing evangelical Christians was enough to enrage Graham so much that he went totally off-book.

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Accidental pregnancies are often a terrible burden. For some women, however—myself included—they’re not entirely unwelcome, as it’s the only way babies are going to happen.

Do you know about America’s newest inspirational guru DJ Khaled? He is not just the guy behind all those posse radio tracks; he is a teacher and a friend to Miami, as well as the rest of the world. From his social feeds, we’ve learned so much. If it rains, give thanks. If you get pulled over on your jet ski because you’re a baller that owns a jet ski, give thanks.

Birds in general are beautiful creatures, but there’s one hot bird in particular that’s captured the heart and soul of Brooklyn, America. We’re talking The Painted Bunting.

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In an interview on The Jason Ellis Show Wednesday, porn star Joanna Angel spoke in detail for the first time about her allegedly abusive relationship with James Deen, who has been accused of violent behavior by multiple women, both in professional and personal settings. Deen’s fans are “supporting a monster,” Angel said.

Enraged Gak spill Donald Trump spent the past few days refusing to release his medical records, something that’s customary for presidential candidates, before announcing this morning that he’ll release them within two weeks. They will show “perfection,” he added, as we all suddenly gagged in unison.

The never-ending case of Oscar Pistorius reached a new twist Thursday, when a South African appeals court overturned his lesser conviction of “culpable homicide” and convicted him of murder. Pistorius, who was recently freed from prison and placed on house arrest, now faces a 15-year sentence.

Adam “Calvin Harris” Wiles just made his Instagram account private, and it’s not because all 4.4m of his closest friends had finally followed. The brave investigators over at ONTD did a little digging and discovered that the real reason for Wiles’s sudden lock was that he was “getting tired of people commenting about Karlie being better for Taylor/Harry being better for Taylor.”

The two suspects killed in a shootout with police yesterday after a massacre in San Bernardino that killed 14 and wounded 17 were a married couple with a six-month-old daughter. Police initially reported that they were looking for “three white men” in tactical gear: the truth is turning out more bizarre. Here’s everything we know.

Once and Forever, Karl Lagerfeld’s short film which stars Kristen Stewart, premiered during the debut of Chanel’s pre-fall collection in Rome on Tuesday. Stewart doesn’t actually play the fashion house’s founder, Gabrielle “Coco” Chanel, but plays an actress who is portraying Coco in a biopic.

When it comes to online dating, there have been plenty of niche sites to choose from over the years, such as ones made for sea captains , bacon lovers and potheads . Now, Disney fans can find love through their very own matchmaking site. Mouse Mingle is made exclusively for people who is crazy about all things Mickey Mouse and seeks a lover who enjoys the same. The site describes itself as “the place to connect people who love Disney and who want that same magic in their relationship.”

Lululemon, the popular athleisure brand that once sold $108 prayer beads and inspired resellers to hawk a pair of shorts for $800, is now relying heavily on discounts to get customers to shop.