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Mary Carney, a Marshfield, Wisconsin School Board member, member of the Central Wisconsin Tea Party and Very Frightened Person, will attempt today to do right by her child, her faith, and the Statue of Liberty by wresting Jim Henson’s For Every Child, a Better World out of the hands of vulnerable kindergarteners.

Last December, Paper featured Kim Kardashian and her butt in their now infamous Break the Internet issue . This time, the magazine decided to go a different route, choosing four different subjects to grace their Fandemonium edition, including Neville Jacobs, Marc Jacob’s dog, and ironically, Paris Hilton , the former reality star, current globetrotting DJ and Kardashian’s ex-friend and former boss. But the real magic of this issue lies inside the pages, where John Stamos’s bare ass awaits.

Author Khloe Kardashian got a little out of character on Twitter today after the truth came out about some pies she allegedly lied about baking.

Today we were reminded yet again that an out-and-out racist is allowed to sit on the highest court in the land. The oral arguments for the Supreme Court’s affirmative action case were heard today and included the devil incarnate Justice Antonin Scalia suggesting that black students are better off going to easier schools so as to better account for their tiny brains.

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we buy magazines at the old, good magazine store because the new magazine store because is officially more unreliable than Blake Shelton’s claims that he wasn’t the one who just farted. This week, Pippa and Harry are doin’ it (sex), Tom and Suri are doin’ it (Scientology), Reese and Jim are doin’ it (sleeping in separate beds), and Dolly and Carl are doin’ it (bein’ happy together.)

Yolanda Foster has had a rough few years, battling Lyme disease, separating from her love David, and having to give up her beautiful fridge when she sold her Malibu home. But here’s some good news from a condo not in the ‘Bu: She’s going to make a new fridge!

After 18 years of marriage, odd couple Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas announced in 2014 that they would divorce. Now, nearly a year and a half after the announcement, Griffith and Banderas have finally divvied up their estate.

In my year-plus working for Village Voice, the New York-based alternative weekly, there were painfully slow news days, or days when the news cycle wasn’t directly tied to the city. And on those quietest and most desperate of days, when blog posts still needed to get written, I did what I had to do. I visited Donald Trump’s Twitter feed.

On Wednesday, embattled Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel spoke publicly about the fatal police shooting of Laquan McDonald inside the Chicago City Hall Chambers, while locals protested outside its doors, some of whom were reportedly frustrated that the speech—which was intended to be open to the public—was overcrowded due to guests invited by the administration.

Season one of Scream Queens is now a wrap, and is it me or was that finale a surprising amount of fun?

Lizzo is your new fav and you don’t even know it: the 27-year-old rapper is amassing star power through being relentlessly herself. Her videos are splashed with humor and color, her lyrics with obscure and vibrant references, and she even gives out cookies at her shows—as inspired by her hard, insouciant, immensely catchy 2013 hit “Batches and Cookies,” found on her debut LP Lizzobangers. And, though the Detroit native is known as a rapper, her talents are multi-dimensional. On one track you’ll... Читать дальше...

It’s currently December 9. And, uh, has anybody seen our snow?

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Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, on his unofficial Make Canada Great Again tour, launched a long-overdue investigation on Tuesday into the country’s disproportionate number of murdered and missing aboriginal women and girls.

This is the tenth week of Jezebel’s first annual Fantasy Kardashian-Jenner League , a fantasy league about the Kardashians, the Jenners, and closely-related family members. The rules are here ; playoffs are January 9, 2016.

Hey, would you like me to tell you about the most offensive dessert in the entire history of human sugar consumption? Meet this awful six-layer mashup of icing, cake and three different types of pies, ridiculously dubbed the “Cherpumple.”

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Russell Simmons, whose major superpower is destroying other people’s credit, wrote a letter to Donald Trump, a resilient slug covered in salt wounds, from one money mogul to another.

Turing Pharmaceuticals CEO Martin Shkreli has made quite a name for himself this year, astronomically ratcheting up the cost of the anti-parasitic drug Daraprim and, per a lawsuit, being a real shit. Now he’s the proud owner of the sole copy of a priceless Wu-Tang album, because nothing in this world is fair.

The birth of Saint West was a big story, and the announcement of his name was a bigger one, but apparently Kim Kardashian thinks it would have made even more headlines if not for one tiny little obstruction: the disappearance of Kristin Cavallari’s brother, Michael.

Welcome to our apparel round-up. It’s a one-stop shop for flashsales, deals, promo codes and (god forbid) even rebates. Here you’ll find the Internet’s best offers on everything from cashmere to charm bracelets, curated and judged.

Hey fellow nerds, stop watching Agents of SHIELD for five minutes and appreciate the latest news from Margaret Atwood. Dark Horse comics announced earlier today that Atwood is writing her first graphic novel series, Angel Catbird.

Well, it’s 10:00 ET on a Tuesday, Kara Brown’s probably off seeing Hamilton tonight having the time of her life, and I’m here on the couch full of Mexican food with a mud mask on my face about to watch people so good looking they look ugly walk a short distance. Join me?

Good news for Hunger Games enthusiasts, it looks like there will be a never-ending supply of Tributes. During a Thursday conference, the Lionsgate studio executive behind the films, Michael Burns, said that the franchise “live on and on and on.” He also suggested that the studio will revisit the narrative in the form of prequels.

Spotify is considering letting a handful of artists release new music to paying subscribers only. According to the Wall Street Journal, the streaming service is reversing course on its business plan because major stars, like Taylor Swift, are unhappy with the company’s current policy that all music must be released to both paying and non-paying customers.