Bernie Sanders Reaches Peak Bernie Sanders in Incredibly Charming Ellen Appearance

In just two minutes, Bernie Sanders tells America: what the name of his Ben & Jerry’s flavor would be (“Burn Bernie Burn,” he says, misspeaking); if he’s ever been in handcuffs (“Yes,” he says, “though I don’t know exactly what you mean by that”); who’s got better hair, him or Trump (“That goes without saying”); who his favorite member of Wand Erection is (Harry, after the audience yells it); his go-to karaoke track (“Staying Alive”); and his preferred kind of underwear (briefs).

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