Новости за 05.09.2015

After a series of policy reversals by Hungary’s xenophobic government, on Saturday, refugees in that country from Syria, Iraq, and Afghanistan were able to cross the Hungarian border with Austria and continue on to Germany, the Associated Press reports.

If you’re a woman who likes men, and you’ve ever tried communicating with one, there’s a good chance you’re fucking it up. For one thing, you’re talking. That means you’re saying dumb shit you don’t really mean. Worse, the men you’re saying these things to aren’t smart enough to understand that you don’t really mean them, so they might actually heed your wishes. This will have the unfortunate effect of leaving you dead.

Here’s the first clip from Kristen Stewart’s upcoming sci-fi “romance,” Equals. Directed by Nicholas Doremus, Equals is set in a utopic future where the population has been bred to be serene and emotionless. But you know how it goes: boy meets girl, boy and girl fall in love, and emotions wreak havoc on an unsuspecting population. The film co-stars Nicholas Hoult as Stewart’s love interest.

Amazon is being sued by the mother of Arya Singh, a 20-year-old college junior who killed herself in 2013 after purchasing cyanide crystals from the online retailer. The suit also names the University of Pennsylvania, where Singh was a student in the school of nursing.

“...there were wasp stings all over my genitals. Honestly, all over them. Though my testicles looked satisfyingly large I was in a great deal of pain. I was for days. You might expect me to hate wasps after this experience in the woods but, against all the odds, I find that I am becoming their staunchest defender.” Wasps might have stung his genitals, but this dude still loves them.

Jennifer Cramblett , the white woman who sued a sperm bank for accidentally impregnating her with the sperm of an African American man, has lost her lawsuit.

To anyone who doesn’t believe that a) restaurant customers actually go as batshit as frequently appears in BCO, and b) that they never face some small measure of justice for it, I give you this video.

At 3:30 a.m. on Friday morning, a Planned Parenthood clinic in Pullman, WA was set on fire. Investigators have determined the cause of the fire to be arson.

No group takes more public crap for demanding to be treated like human beings than food service workers. Here’s how and why every single argument against them is complete horseshit.

In an interview with the Guardian, Mindy Kaling spoke about topics ranging from body positivity to minority representation in Hollywood, to her relationship with B.J. Novak. Kaling called her relationship with Novak “intoxicating,” adding “he has always given me is the utter and total belief that I am one of the greats.”

In August, an annual pillow fight between freshmen cadets at the United States Military Academy in West Point, New York, left 30 injured and 24 concussed, the New York Times reports, after some cadets apparently stuffed helmets in their pillowcases.

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After Labor Day, students and teachers across the country will be headed back to classrooms for the beginning of a new school year. For some, this time of the year is brimming with opportunity. (What will you learn? Who will you meet?) For others, it’s a time of dread. (What WILL you learn? WHO will you meet?) The first day of school is always exciting and we want to hear your best stories—whether you were a teacher or a pupil—of classroom woe. Or joy! (But mostly woe.)

In today’s Tweet Beat, Kanye and Taylor continue to be mad corny, Pink clarifies some things and Solange celebrates Bey Day.

The current pope has been celebrated far and wide for being very chill (and telling people not to breed like rabbits), but here’s a gentle reminder that he’s not at all as progressive as he world likes to think: He’s just clarified that transgender individuals can’t become godparents. Sorry, the world still sucks.

Earlier this week, Michelle Barrow made headlines when she revealed (exclusively to XOJane) that she’d gotten cat hair tangles in her IUD due to both the vigorous thrusting of her partner and the fact that her bed was covered lightly in cat hair. Is this possible, everyone on the internet wondered; Is a hair ball waiting to infiltrate my own spongy orifices? We needed to know, so we consulted with medical experts.

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The name: Freeman Hatch. The crime: covering a small town in Maine with Bigfoot graffiti.

There’s nothing worse than a smug asshole who thinks they’re getting away with something. Jared Fogle, who is only now getting his comeuppance for heinous crimes involving children, is no exception. The former Subway spokesperson and “Child Porn & Chill” enthusiast may be going to jail now, but in 2008, he was on top of the world and not worried about anything. Perhaps that’s why he was so happy to talk about why the pedophiles who appeared on To Catch a Predator were idiots