Новости за 16.09.2015

This week, Steve Rannazzisi—Kevin on FXX’s The League—admitted publicly that he was not, as previously stated , in the World Trade Center when it was struck by a plane on September 11, 2001. Saturday Night Live’s Pete Davidson, whose father (a firefighter and first responder) did die during the 2001 World Trade Center attack, had the perfect response.

Hello, Kara Brown here, reporting very live from Simi Valley, California—more specifically the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library—even more specifically, the press filing room for the GOP Debate.

Kim Kardashian has a new app, and the most important thing on it isn’t the videos of her cooing over her daughter or her detailing her thoughts about Caitlyn Jenner’s transition, but her long-teased, brand new makeup tutorials. While Kim is presenting the tutorials as a new offering, she’s actually done makeup tutorials before. But that was before—before she was Kim Kardashian West, before she “broke the internet,” before she became the world-dominating force she is now.

Matt Damon has responded to controversy over his absurd comments about diversity in Hollywood, while also giving himself a pat on the back.

At Jezebel, we believe that it’s up to all of us to Make America Great Again. For that reason, we’ve developed a nifty little Chrome extension to help make the job a little easier.

While we wait for Beyoncé music to surprise us, Bey willing, we’ll have to settle for this collaboration. Producer Naughty Boy teased a song that drops on Thursday and features Beyoncé.

Today is turning around nicely for Ahmed Mohamed, the ninth grader in Irving, Texas arrested for bringing a homemade clock to school. President Obama and Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg, among other people, would like to hang out with him. Also, in a move that may be related to all this publicity, Irving police have announced that he will not be criminally charged.

Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we go to our normal magazine shop, head to the section with the tabloids, find last week’s issues, ask the man behind the counter when the new ones will be delivered, are told there’s a “printing problem” and they they won’t be delivered until tonight or tomorrow, leave feeling uncertain, head to another, more well-stocked magazine store downtown, hear the same story, and head back to the office feeling more than a little lost.

Donald Trump’s highly publicized swipe at fellow Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina (“Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that?”) has brought more focus than ever before to Fiorina’s campaign. “Look at that face” has already inspired speeches and campaign ads and now, as Fiorina preps for her first GOP presidential debate, she’s looking to use Trump’s shitty dig for all that it’s worth.

Kanye West debuted Yeezy Season 2, his second Adidas collection, on Wednesday at New York Fashion Week. To say the presentation was color coordinated would be a grave understatement.

“Stranger Lover,” a gorgeous track from the autumnal-voiced twin sisters of Ibeyi, articulates the complicated feelings one has on the cusp of a break-up, just before your partner hits the road for the last time. “This day will be our last,” they sing. “Come heal in my arms.” Within that, there are shades of sorrow and understanding, forgiveness and a total lack of regret—as generous and loving a break-up can be.

My mom used to tell me “beauty is pain” when she’d unsnarl sticks from my hair or held the crimper a little too close to my scalp. She was right, of course, beauty is pain and sometimes sickness or worse.

Two months ago Ariana Grande was just a doughnut-licking America-hating pop star. In case you’ve forgotten the scandal of the summer, the 22-year-old was caught on video licking a doughnut at a California shop while she whispered, “I fucking hate America.”

During a radio interview called Woman’s Hour in England, Sex and the City actress Kim Cattrall said she didn’t have any kids but acted as a surrogate mom for younger actors as well as her niece and nephew when they needed her. Now people are mad at her because… frankly, it’s unclear. Because she’s helpful?

A former Delta Tau Delta brother at Indiana University has been charged with two counts of felony rape. WBIW reports that John Phillip Enochs, 21, turned himself to the police on Friday morning and is charged with assaulting two different women.

Hello? You there? Please don’t put your arm around Dame Helen Mirren. I don’t care if you’re her friend or if you two have been “intimate” - just don’t do it! Why? Because Mirren recently spoke with Daily Mail’s You Magazine about how much it irritates the hell out of her.

In today’s Tweet Beat, Cher weighs in on politics, Iggy Azalea lectures kids on bad decisions without irony and Anna Kendrick’s life has peaked.

Remember how cute he was? How he banged away at those drums in the name of love? And scampered through Heathrow Airport in pursuit of the dreamy Joanna?

Donald Trump gave a speech in Dallas Monday night, and he was very, very proud not to be using a teleprompter. And he should be! It worked out great! In that we have the broadest, vaguest sense of what he was trying to say. Generally.

President Barack Obama, the highest-ranking politician in all of American politics, is not planning to watch the second Republican presidential primary debate on Wednesday night because “he has better things to do.”

Tis the season, the only season that matters, the season that Halloween candy finally starts appearing on the shelves. Unfortunately, that also means candy corn has made its foul return, a crumbling and earwax-esque concoction that, like your racist grandparent, you only give a pass because it’s been around for so long.

Mulder and Scully on The X-Files are the couple who literally made “shipping” a thing, and they finally got together after years of romantic tension. But now, the new X-Files revival, airing next year, is going to break them up again. We’ve known for a while that this was happening—but yesterday, Chris Carter gave his “explanation” for this development. And it is bullshit.

Jessica Mann, a 33-year-old social worker, is in her third trimester of pregnancy with her third child. Instead of resting and getting ready for the baby, she is fighting a battle with her Catholic hospital, which has refused to grant her a potentially life-saving procedure.

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Four of the Kardashian-Jenner sisters have apps now. They’re very successful apps, too! Kylie’s app is the most successful, followed by Khloé’s app, which is slightly less successful, and then Kim’s app, which is less successful still. Kendall’s app is the least successful of those four apps, but it’s still the fourth most popular app on the iTunes store - which is pretty good!