Новости за 26.09.2015

Sisters, the upcoming movie starring dream duo Tina Fey and Amy Poehler as sisters, of course, is only a couple of months away. Directed by Pitch Perfect’s Jason Moore and written by Paula Pell, the film follows two siblings who find out their parents are selling the house in which they grew up.

Who hasn’t bought something and taken it home, only to steadily succumb to the acute panic of buyer’s remorse?

Ohio health officials announced on Friday that it will revoke the licenses of two abortion clinics in the Cincinnati and Dayton areas. The two clinics, Women’s Med Center in Kettering and Planned Parenthood of Southwest Ohio, are the only two abortion clinics in the region. The clinics serve roughly 480,000 women.

“Lynn Isler, a stay-at-home mother...created a short-lived Facebook page that warned of the “perfect storm that the Syrian refugees will bring.” She has also warned that Communists had infiltrated some elements of the Christian Evangelical movement that supports refugee resettlement.” Please read this insane story about a bunch of South Carolinians who think that Syrian refugees are part of a global conspiracy.

The Obama administration said today that it is dedicating an additional $300 million to reduce HIV infection rates among women and girls in 10 African countries. The Associated Press reports that the administration is aiming at “25 percent infection reduction in females between ages 15-24 by the end of next year and a 40 percent reduction by the end of 2017.”

Yet another member of the original Ghostbusters cast has signed on to Paul Feig’s misandrist reboot. Deadline reports that Sigourney Weaver who played Dana Barrett, a single woman who’s possessed and transformed into The Gatekeeper, will join Bill Murray , Dan Aykroyd, and Ernie Hudson in the reboot.

For the last six years, Jennifer Lopez has been fighting a legal battle to keep footage shot by her first husband Ojani Noa from becoming public. Now, Noa’s ex-business partner, Ed Meyer, claims that he’s found a “loophole” and will be releasing the footage as part of a DVD about Lopez’s life. The footage includes intimate moments between Noa and Lopez, much of which was shot during their 1997 honeymoon. Terrible person Meyer said the footage will “shock her fans,” adding that he has “unfinished business” with Lopez. Читать дальше...

Kim Davis, a newly registered member of the Republican party and lazy clerk, was given the Family Research Council’s Cost of Discipleship Award on Friday evening. I drank four wines and then I went to watch it happen.

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Welcome back to Behind Closed Ovens, where we take a look at the best and strangest stories from inside the food industry. This weekend, we’ve got a quickie special edition of BCO: restaurant sex stories. As always, these are real e-mails from real readers.

If you’re looking for a way to get former restaurant employees to very quickly subsume their instincts and side with a customer, this would be how you do it.

Good fucking god, did you guys ever bring it last week when we called for stories about your craziest sex injuries. There were tales of burns, stitches, broken bones, and concussions. Some of you fell off the bed, others fainted in the shower. Your stories were so amazing, in fact, that we couldn’t limit ourselves to picking just a few of the best. As such, welcome to Pissing Contest XXL, where we’re highlighting the 10 best reader-submitted stories about hurting yourself while doin’ it.

In today’s Tweet Beat, Zendaya struggles, Neil deGrasse Tyson is truly brilliant and Aaron Paul feels passionately about shark fins.

Your favorite sassy auntie Patti Labelle has a cooking special coming soon. The show will also have Whoopi Goldberg, Michelle Williams of Destiny’s Child and Patti’s old Dancing with the Stars partner Artem Chigvintsev over for dinner.

Harlequin, perhaps the world’s best-known publisher of romance novels , is lending its name to a line of wines. Try not to drink yourself under the table at the next book club, ladies.

PACK IT UP. We’re all losers in this game of life. Had you or I been asked to retrieve this frisbee from high up on that tree, even as humans we’d 100 percent have given up. It’s a frisbee, which isn’t even a real object. This dog could’ve just barked back, “Eh, it’s too high. What’s for dinner?”

Everyone grieves differently. Everyone grieves differently. Everyone grieves differently. Let’s all try to keep that in mind as we dive into a truly unique story. A man named Josh Thompson has proposed to his girlfriend—postmortem.

Earlier this week, TMZ reported on the strange case of a 17-year-old girl who claimed that the youngest and most popular Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, had been stalking and harassing her, and even staged a car accident in an attempt to kill her. The teen went as far as filing a temporary restraining order against Kylie and signing to affirm her allegations are true.

Welcome to Grim Yelp Reviews, a regular feature where we share people’s worst experiences at the worst places. This week: I feel itchy now and soon, so will you.