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In a recently published excerpt of Grace Jones’ upcoming memoir (cheekily titled I’ll Never Write My Memoirs), the legendary musician shares her criticisms of today’s current pop stars, asserting that many of them attempt to claim originality and subversiveness, while really only copying her style and playing it safe.

The verdict is in: Michael Derrick Hudson, you are a motherfucking clown.

Serena Williams, a goddess of extreme talent and beauty who blesses us with her presence on occasion when she’s not busy being pampered by a beefy Canadian rapper, had a long day on Tuesday.

Backstage at the V-Files runway show Wednesday night, a model’s “Think Outside the Cocks” heart-shaped wing over latex was adorned with peeled bananas and looked like the donut version of a Valentine’s Day card sticker. the piece, made by British design duo Namilia, challenged us: can you look at this banana donut without wanting to eat it? And also, goodbye to the patriarchy.

Weekly-ish, a pre-approved, snap-judged music guide based on our very scientific, non-subjective Yes/No rating system. There’s really no debating this, come on stop.

Welcome to Big Time Small-Time Dicks, a regular column on The Slot that explores local politicians, small-town scandals and everything else making life miserable on a local level. Know a small time person who is a big time dick we should feature? Email us.

Weddings are slow cookers full of potential agitation, wherein family, friends, finances, and fiancés all come together during months of planning and mingle together to create a terrible-tasting mess. Nine times out of ten, this nonsense actually isn’t about the wedding itself. In fact, the more complicated the fuss, the less likely it has anything to do with the bride, groom, or their nuptials.

Two months ago, an Imgur user named IHasAnOscar posted a photo of him or herself holding an Academy Award statuette in front of an image of the notoriously Oscarless Leonardo DiCaprio. “Yes, it’s real,” the winner captioned it.

Prior to its second season premiere date, True Detective made headlines after hiring several porn actresses for what the Hollywood Reporter called a “deliriously vast orgy sequence involving dozens of naked bodies in Eyes Wide Shut-caliber sex antics.” Turns out that, according to a new report by LA Weekly, True Detective is actually one of many television series that are now turning to the adult film world to find actors for their raunchier and more graphic sex scenes.

Politicians have started doing this thing where they do what teenagers do to win attention and honestly that is crazy because politicians are not teenagers and when they do these things it’s uncomfortable for everyone.

Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.

She was a young society woman. He was an enigmatic stranger. They’d just met at a speakeasy and as dusk set in were parked lakeside in his roadster to get better acquainted.

Miss Vermont 2015 Alayna Westcom will be showing off a very special talent during the third night of the Miss America Pageant Thursday: science! Specifically, the scientific ability humans have to blow stuff up.

Remember when Jude Law’s baby accidentally dropped ecstasy—way back in the days before it was called molly? I think about that from time to time and this news story, which is about a baby who accidentally ingested vodka, made me remember it again. :(

The first time Crystal Wang had a gynecological exam was at a large medical center in the central business district of Beijing. When she arrived at the examination area, she was taken aback by a bold red sign that said 处女不能检查, or “virgins may not be examined.”

Jelani, an 18-year-old gorilla at the Louisville Zoo, is really into smartphones. A video was captured of a zoo visitor showing pictures to the primate. What exactly was on this young man’s phone that he was happily sharing with his chill gorilla bro? No nudes, but pictures of other gorillas, of course!

After McDreamy got the boot from Shondaland, Patrick Dempsey’s soul has been set free to gallivant around, wherever it may go. First up: the set of Bridget Jones’s Baby, the third film in the Bridget Jones franchise. Dempsey is set to join Renée Zellweger, who will reprise her role as Bridget Jones, and Colin Firth, who will return as Mark Darcy.

The California State Assembly approved legislation which would allow terminally ill patients to be prescribed medication to end their lives. This was the second attempt to pass the bill, following the 2014 case of Brittany Maynard . Last November, Maynard, who was diagnosed with brain cancer, decided to move from California to Oregon so she could access the state’s “Death with Dignity” law and legally end her life. Before her passing, Maynard recorded videos pleading with lawmakers to pass the act in California and other states. Читать дальше...

Kardashian matriarch Kris Jenner might not be happy about everything these days, but—if there’s one thing that’s bringing her joy—it’s her daughter Kylie’s relationship with “hip hop genius” Tyga. (Has she actually listened to Tyga before?)

In today’s Tweet Beat, Ed Sheeran starts moving in the right direction, Serena lounges after her victory and what did Mario Lopez and Hillary Clinton talk about?

So, your employer is now represented in the minds of the public by an alleged pedophile. He doesn’t technically work for the company any more, but that doesn’t change the fact that his face is everywhere on store iconography. What to do?

Norman Reedus, who plays The Walking Dead’s scruffy walker slayer Daryl, is offering fans a chance to win a date with him in New York as a part of a fundraiser for the Make-a-Wish Foundation.

Road House, the 1989 cinematic masterpiece that gave us poetic dialogue like “Pain don’t hurt” and “I used to fuck guys like you in prison,” is being remade because—well, what isn’t? Stepping into the starring role (originally shaped by Patrick Swayze) is UFC fighter and breakout star of the Entourage movie, Ronda Rousey.

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If you can believe it, it has been nearly two years since Beyoncé gave her fans a heart attack and changed the game with the surprise release of her visual album, Beyoncé.