Новости за 21.09.2015

Sweet little rat-faced Wisconsinite Scott Walker’s presidential ambitions have been officially snuffed out and I am laughing so hard I can’t see the screen does this even make sense? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Florida Senator and presidential candidate Marco Rubio sat down this weekend for a lengthy interview with KCCI News 8, a CBS affiliate in Iowa. Within that interview, he suggested that someone is selling and profiting from aborted fetal tissue. But, uh, who? Who’s doing that? Follow us in this nightmare of a sentence he uttered and let’s find out!

The first musical soundtrack I ever heard was for A Chorus Line, at age seven or eight, long before I even knew what Broadway was, or meant. My mom had the original cast recording, from 1975, and apparently I spent enough time unsupervised to have nabbed it from her cassette collection, because that shit was dirty, but I listened to it constantly.

The birth of Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively’s daughter James earlier this year caused the end of one of Reynolds’s oldest friendships. In an interview with GQ, the actor (whom the writer Zach Baron describes as having “been the next big thing more times than he can count”) shared the sad tale of a friendship that was destroyed over greed.

Two months ago, I quit the best job I ever had. At least, I’m sure that’s how it looks. Writing is one of those professions that automatically elicits people’s opinions about your work, and since quitting, I’ve encountered enough split-second pauses to develop a strong feeling that the decision makes me look either stupid, incompetent, or both.

Last week, Jared Rutledge and Jacob Owens were considered upstanding members of the unusually liberal Asheville, North Carolina community. As the owners of Waking Life Espresso, they had made a name for themselves in the town, supplying goods to a number of local establishments as well as coffee shops nationwide. But their star plummeted after it was revealed that they are also the men behind a misogynistic pick-up-artist web presence—and often used their business to aid their sexual exploits.