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Further proof that there’s a fine line between romance and mildly creepy stupidity: a man recently wrote in to Slate’s advice column Dear Prudence admitting he saw his now-wife online first and then orchestrated a way to meet her, but he continues to let her believe it was all just romantic happenstance. And for whatever reason, he can’t just tell her the truth.

Pennsylvania (the Mississippi of the Northeast) is battling the ever-invisible but always-encroaching menace of Things That Upset the Elderly with a new proposed “English-Only” law. Its author, Republican state legislator Daryl Metcalfe, proved on Monday that he’s exactly the sort of calm and reasonable adult one might expect would advocate such a bill.

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Orange Is the New Black actress Ruby Rose has called out The Untitled Magazine for publishing an interview with her that includes allegedly “unapproved” photos of her partially nude, photos she claims they also sold to other publications for use.

The Senate has voted down a bill that would have banned abortion after 20 weeks. This is good news. It’s also part of an elaborate build-up of infuriating political theater that will result in Congressional Republicans throwing a tantrum next week and shutting the government down over abortion.

Courts in the German city of Kiel are currently deciding whether or not to put a 91-year-old woman on trial for her role in the murders of over 260,000 Jews in 1944 at the Auschwitz-Birkenau concentration camp.

An Indiana woman named Angela Kipp was backing out of her driveway when she noticed a spider hanging out on her shoulder. She promptly GTFO. Yes, she jumped out of the vehicle while it was moving, and while her nine-year-old son was in the backseat.

There’s a chance Obama could be making a future appearance on the show Black-ish. Anthony Anderson told E! he was petitioning for the president and first lady to guest star. “They watch the show. They love it. We know them so we’ve been dealing with them and their people and hopefully they’ll say yes.” Anderson found out they were fans of the sitcom during a visit to the White House back in January.

Stewart Parnell, former CEO of Peanut Corporation of America, has been sentenced to 28 years for knowingly allowing salmonella-contaminated peanut butter to be shipped out, resulting in nine deaths and over 700 people sick. Parnell was convicted last September on a total of 71 criminal charges, including conspiracy, obstruction of justice and introduction of misbranded food with intent to defraud or mislead. The outbreak occurred between 2008 and 2009.

After competing in the Nautica Malibu Triathlon on Sunday, actor Jon Cryer discussed the love between Ashton Kutcher (his former coworker) and Mila Kunis. Whether he was asked directly about the love between Kutcher and Kunis or began discussing it unprompted due to that rush of post-triathlon endorphins is unclear, but what we know for certain is that they remind him of Jerry Maguire.

18-year-old Kylie Jenner, who began getting lip filler before her last birthday, would like us all to know that she hasn’t closed the door on the possibility of one day getting plastic surgery. Revelatory.

In today’s Tweet Beat, Lena Dunham is predictably into astrology, Terrance Howard strikes some sort of pose and Ice T makes an excellent point.

Justin Bieber is trying to become the new and improved Bieber but, like, can’t stop being the old sniveling Bieber. Change is tough, eh?

Indoor tanning, favored by the likes of Tan Mom and New Jersey housewife/convicted criminal Teresa Giudice, has never been known for being safe. But, as more states are making it illegal for those under 18 to partake in the practice, it’s becoming evident that some teens are going to keep tanning no matter what.

The Secret Service has apologized after herding hundreds of parents and children out of Washington DC’s Lafayette Square on Saturday evening, where they were attempting to hold a candlelight vigil for childhood cancer. That is cold, even for them.

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Have you seen the trailer for this new show Blindspot that premieres on NBC tonight? No? Can’t watch it at work? Don’t worry, I’ll watch it for you and give you a quick rundown of what the show might be, might not be, is, isn’t, and could be according to the ad.

Diplo has had it up to here with music critics, specifically “balding music critics who can only review Future and Drake and terrible indie rock.” That’s very specific.