Новости за 15.09.2015

I’m not going to subject you to the umpteen millionth permutation of the opening line of Pride and Prejudice, so let’s just lay it out there: Holy shit, there are so many Jane Austen souvenirs.

An unidentified expert traveler caused a flight from Miami to Chicago to make an emergency landing in Indianapolis on Monday afternoon. USA Today reports American Airlines flight 1284 was “just an hour” from its destination when the pilot decided to land after a “screaming woman” just wouldn’t quit with the disruptive bullshit.

As a makeup artist in the adult film industry, Melissa Murphy’s paramount task is to transform flesh into fantasy. “Before and after” photos, often transfixing in any context, offered her a means of showcasing that metamorphosis — and, crucially, her talent in cosmetology. But when her Instagram account—replete with these images—went viral, clients accused her of exploiting them for monetary gain.

Because nothing says romance quite like “Big Gulp & chill,” 7-11 has stepped out of its comfort zone—cream cheese taquitos and deliciously dried out egg rolls—and gotten right into the dating game. The retail giant will now send a romantic package directly to your home for $20. Slurpee, unfortunately, not included.

Gayle Newland, the UK woman accused of impersonating a man in order to trick her friend into having sex with her, was found guilty of three counts of sexual assault.

Bitch Planet is the best kind of fucked-up: a comic that entertains, breaks hearts and wields the power to change the way you look at the world around you.

Our very own Erin Gloria Ryan has been invited to a formal event this weekend and will wear this gown. But what else should she wear with it besides underwear? (Trick question! Don’t wear underwear.) Here are a few suggestions for accessorizing a simple yet striking black dress.

This week, a source told Us Weekly that Taylor Swift calls Calvin Harris by his real name, Adam, in private. This shocked some, but should have come as no surprise to anyone. Celebrities are, as we’re so often told, just like us. And us, or we, like giving people—especially ones we’re in love with—nicknames.

Amber Rose is, factually, looking better and having a better time than pretty much everyone. She’s parlayed that into an inspiring public service announcement with Funny or Die, in which she has sex with a rando and struts home the next morning, shoes in hand, going-out dress riding both up and down, waving cheerily at everyone from the milkman to the mayor.

The first episode of E!’s reality series WAGS (which stands for Wives and Girlfriends of Sports Stars), begins with an explainer about what it means to be the wife of an athlete. In case you’re unfamiliar with these duties, it’s laid out as such: Being your man’s No. 1 fan, maintaining an opulent lifestyle and being perfectly manicured at all times. It means not “just” being a girlfriend. It means not “just” being a fiancée. It means security and, in some cases, clinging to oppressive marriage standards and life as a trophy wife. Читать дальше...

God, modern feminism is just so commercialized, isn’t it? In Kate Spade’s new mini-movie, we have Anna Kendrick dining solo at the Russian Tea Room in New York, where she runs into (drumroll please) Gloria Steinem.

In tandem with a novel way to waste money , Snapchat now offers a new way to scare the shit out of your friends. It’s called “Lenses” and I never want to use it again.

Ultraviolet, the reproductive rights advocacy group, released a new public service announcement today, highlighting the hidden emotional and financial costs of campus rape.

A woman was arrested at her gynecologist’s office after being identified as an undocumented Mexican immigrant. She had come to the clinic seeking a routine checkup; now she is being held in a Texas detention center on a $35,000 bond.

Garden State, the movie you binged on when you weren’t listening to The Shins’ “New Slang” on repeat, was released 11 years ago. And on September 14, Vice published a commemorative article reliant on one basic premise: we all loved Garden State for exactly one year. Then we realized it was self-indulgent, overwrought shit. Unfortunately, Zach Braff, writer, director, and star of the film, read said article. And guys, it really hurt his feelings.

Perhaps you stumbled across a new and conspicuous Vanity Fair spread today. You know, the one featuring a photograph of all of the current late-night television hosts . You might even have noticed a striking similarity uniting said hosts. If you look closely, you’ll see that—I know this is a surprise—they’re ALL male! But Trevor Noah, the new host of The Daily Show, urges us not to worry. As far as he’s concerned, women hold the brunt of the power in comedy.

In a new interview with The Daily Beast, Kristen Stewart—out promoting her movie Equals—was asked what she thought about the deranged circus caused by Kim Davis, the clerk from Rowan County, Kentucky who—in spite of the law and her job description—is refusing to marry gay couples.

In today’s Tweet Beat, Chrissy Tiegen wants to take back her hot nanny joke, Heidi Montag understands how birthdays work and Ciara strikes quite the pose.

In a video on her newly launched site, Kylie Jenner puts those breast implant rumors to rest and reveals how to make your breasts look girlie. Wait-a-what. What?

On Monday, Carly Fiorina’s super PAC, “Carly for America” released a new political advertisement in advance of the GOP debate on Wednesday, that proves the decades-old formula: vague platitude + swelling music = Political Dynamite.

On Monday, Europe’s very own Rita Ora was seen at New York Fashion Week sporting a brand new bomber jacket designed by Jeremy Scott for Moschino.

On September 25, Pope Francis will travel through Central Park to meet New York’s faithful. In preparation, New Yorkers are doing what they do best: trying to fleece each other out of a few bucks. Enterprising scalpers jockeying for their place in Hell reserved free papal visit tickets and are now trying to sell them for hundreds or thousands of dollars.

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If there were an award for feeling most conflicted about porn, I’d take the cake, or maybe the creampie. Despite peddling sex and other bodily wares in various capacities for almost a decade, I’m not so keen on porn, at least the mainstream stuff. It feels reductive and hollow—an apologist for the male gaze, as I’m sure you’ve heard before. And yet, feminist analysis does little to assuage my deeply held desires of wielding my asshole to the authority of bleach and fucking uninhibitedly with limbs twisted all around like pretzels. Читать дальше...

Fashion Week is a time when the industry’s most influential designers showcase their latest work at star-studded events during which famous and/or influential people sit silently—often in sunglasses—while watching tall, silent, pretty people walk up and down runways wearing what may or may not be the trends, or inspirations for trends, of the future. The clothes draping their bodies don’t always look like things you’ve seen before, which is at least partly the point, and they’re styled in ways meant to complement the designer’s concept... Читать дальше...