Новости за 01.01.2024

In a move that reignited tensions between conservationists who advocate for a balanced ecosystem and livestock farmers who see the new additions as a threat, five gray wolves were released into the wild in Colorado in an effort to restore the predator population there, the first time this has been done since…

WASHINGTON—Using his platform to plead for Americans to lend him a hand, President Joe Biden addressed the nation Monday while hanging from a branch on the side of a cliff. “Our democracy has never before hung in the balance more than it has at this moment when I am in danger of plummeting 50 feet to those sharp rocks…

HUNTINGTON BEACH, CA—Sighing as she shoved the journal back under their daughter’s mattress, local woman Lori Trent reported Monday that her child’s diary was completely devoid of any useful dirt on her soon-to-be ex-husband. “Great, I spent all afternoon reading that drivel for absolutely no reason,” said the…

Despite his terrifying grin and dead-eyed stare, internet personality MrBeast has over 218 million subscribers on YouTube alone. The Onion asked his teenage boy fan base why they idolize him, and this is what they said.

SANTA FE, NM—Stressing that it would save him time and effort on future purchases, local man George Huntley reportedly created an account on GhostbusterBobbleheads.com Monday so he could enjoy faster checkout next time. “It looks like if I sign up here they’ll store my payment info and address so I can breeze…