Новости за 16.01.2024

LOS ANGELES—With the hopes of learning more about the reclusive and oft-unseen individuals, 3.1 million viewers reportedly watched the 75th Emmy Awards to catch a rare glimpse of TV actors. “What’s fascinating is that you get this peek at these deeply private people who emerge to be seen in public for just one…

DES MOINES, IA—After she was awakened by a number of strange sounds emanating from the house, local parents Peter and Margaret Lohan reportedly assured their frightened 7-year-old on Tuesday that the creaking noises from her bedroom walls were probably just signs the house was getting hungry. “Don’t worry, honey—those…

GAINESVILLE, FL—Noting how advanced their depression was from an early age, a study published Tuesday by researchers at the University of Florida found that children of divorce are better prepared for life’s relentless misery. 

Yellowstone, a show that has become mandatory viewing for white males over 50, follows cattle rancher Jon Dutton as he navigates the struggles of owning and operating Yellowstone Dutton Ranch. If you know someone who watches the wildly popular TV series, here are things you should never say to them.

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GAINESVILLE, FL—Noting how advanced their depression was from an early age, a study published Tuesday by researchers at the University of Florida found that children of divorce are better prepared for life’s relentless misery. “Our findings indicate that when kids are raised by divorced parents, they develop a…

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GALENA, IL—Saying that she didn’t want to wait until she graduated high school to give her 6-month-old a baby brother or sister, local teen mom Lacey Reed told reporters Tuesday that she wanted another one. “I know I’m still just in my junior year, but pretty soon I’d like to try for number two,” said the 16-year-old,…

WASHINGTON—Faced with a growing appetite and a dwindling amount of time, the nation settled for sandwiches from Jimmy John’s on Tuesday, according to sources. “Look, they’re cheap and they’re open, so let’s just order, okay?” Will Rhinehart of Terre Haute, IN said to his family, who were among the 335 million…

WASHINGTON—In an attempt to dupe others into believing she was in her office working rigorously at all hours of the day, Vice President Kamala Harris reportedly rigged up a dummy Tuesday to look as if it were typing anytime someone cracked the office door. According to White House sources, whenever the door was opened…