Новости за 09.01.2024

According to the National Transportation Safety Board, the Alaska Airlines plane that lost a piece of its fuselage in midair had a pressurization warning light go off during three recent flights, and work to determine the cause of the warning was not done before takeoff last Friday. What do you think?

When you first start dating a man, topics will inevitably arise that simply feel too gross, intimidating, or personal to discuss. The Onion answers every embarrassing sex question women wish they could ask their boyfriend.

WILMETTE, IL—Telling the child not to peek as they walked into the backyard, local wealthy man Kenneth Schweitz reportedly surprised his son Tuesday with a tree house that the young boy could Airbnb for passive income. “It’s time you got your own little space that can be rented out for short-term stays and used to…

Headed to trial this week for alleged mismanagement and misappropriation of funds, Wayne LaPierre announced he was resigning as the National Rifle Association’s CEO. The Onion asked gun owners what they thought about LaPierre stepping down, and this is what they said.

WASHINGTON—Issuing a blanket recommendation for meat, poultry, seafood, and eggs, the Food and Drug Administration confirmed Tuesday that the best way to ensure food has been heated to a safe temperature is to stick a finger down into the middle to see if it’s still cold. “Pushing a bare index finger into the cooked…

When you first start dating a man, topics will inevitably arise that simply feel too gross, intimidating, or personal to discuss. The Onion answers every embarrassing sex question women wish they could ask their boyfriend.

ANCHORAGE, AK—Stating that she had heard both perspectives and could understand their frustrations, marriage counselor Laurie Hartford reportedly told couple David and Julia Carter that she ultimately had to side with the hotter spouse. “So, I’ve listened to everything you’ve had to say, and I’ve come to the…

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MILWAUKEE—Promising to violate any and all personal space, the nation’s strangers held a press conference Tuesday to announce their plan to stand near you. “Whether it’s on the subway, in a coffee shop, at the bank, or in a park—we will closely hover around you and breathe on your neck,” said sources who asked not to…