Новости за 22.03.2024

The Justice Department filed an antitrust lawsuit against Apple, alleging that they engaged in practices to create a monopoly and keep customers reliant on their iPhones. What do you think?

HUNTSVILLE, AL—Bereft of the sort of close companions who would intervene before he took such a drastic step, local man Bill Delaney had no one in his life to stop him from posting a lengthy video condemning the new film Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire, sources confirmed Friday. According to insiders with knowledge of…

GOTHAM CITY—Nervous about visiting their cousin after hearing reports that a homicidal prankster was on the loose somewhere in the area, local man Mike Turnbull’s relatives reportedly acted Friday as if they were going to be assaulted by a deranged clown the instant they set foot in Gotham City. “Like any other town,…

Oprah Winfrey’s new special Shame, Blame And The Weight Loss Revolution explores the effects GLP-1 drugs such as Ozempic might have on the obesity epidemic and recounts the talk show host’s own weight loss journey. Here’s a rundown of everything we learned from the special.

LOS ANGELES—Following the release of the sequel’s first trailer, fans and critics praised Beetlejuice Beetlejuice director Tim Burton for opting to use actual demonic forces in his film rather than attempting to recreate them using CGI. “It’s honestly so refreshing to see a modern production using good old-fashioned…

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A new World Happiness Report from Gallup found that the United States is no longer among the 20 happiest countries in the world for the first time in the report’s 12-year history, now ranking only 23rd compared to 15th last year. What do you think?

COLUMBUS, OH—Saying the roster was absolutely stacked with nimble little guys, sources confirmed Friday that every player on Fosser University’s Division III men’s basketball team was 5 feet, 9 inches tall. “Well, technically the center is 5-foot-9 and a half, and the shooting guard is 5-foot-8 and three quarters, but…

SHEBOYGAN, WI—Cowering with visible terror as the demand reverberated from the dank, cavernous space, Ricker family sources confirmed Friday that a deep bellow of “I’m hungry” had rolled out of their teenage son Caleb’s animal-bone-filled den. “Feed me! Put it in my mouth! More! More now!” the 15-year-old said in…

NEW YORK—In a breakthrough finding that sheds light on the keen perceptive abilities of the age group, a Columbia University study published Friday revealed that vicious sixth-grade girls were able to detect a single drop of menstrual blood on an outfit from up to one mile away. “Our research confirms the popular…

Like other sources of human happiness, gambling is a serious disease. If you do any of the following things, you could be addicted to sports betting.