Новости за 25.03.2024

LONDON—Saying the accusations made against him over the years were not just disgusting but patently false, Prince Andrew, Duke of York, told reporters Monday the scandal over his alleged pedophilia was just Buckingham Palace’s attempt to cover up his ongoing battle with cancer. “Sadly, rather than being honest about a…

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Today is the deadline for Donald Trump to pay his $454 million fine for fraud, and if he fails to meet his obligation, the New York attorney general could take action to seize his most prized possessions. Here are the ways financial experts say the presumptive Republican nominee could raise a half-billion dollars.

Doctors at Massachusetts General Hospital successfully transplanted the kidney of a genetically modified pig into a man suffering from end-stage kidney disease in a major milestone to alleviate the shortage of organs for people on the transplant waiting list. What do you think?

WASHINGTON—Repeatedly asking if anyone else felt cold as they clutched their protruding elbows and rubbed their visible clavicles, the nation’s bony women announced Thursday that they were shivering. “Oh, my god, is it freezing in here, or is it just us?” said a gaunt 65-year-old Shayna Summers who, with several…

WASHINGTON—According to a new study released by the National Research Council on Monday, the majority of Americans no longer have the energy required to stand while brushing their teeth. “Exhausted from the stress of being alive, more than half of U.S. residents now lack the vigor and zeal a person needs to remain on…

UVALDE, TX—In the wake of a devastating school shooting and reports that his officers did not receive adequate active-shooter training, an investigation showed Monday that Uvalde Police Chief Daniel Rodriguez waited nearly two years in the parking lot outside his office before finally entering the building to resign.…

SUNNYVALE, CA—Shaking their heads at the 32-year-old’s typical lack of financial savvy, sources confirmed Thursday that irresponsible millennial Sean Drever was wasting money on coffee instead of pulling out a handgun and robbing everyone in the store. “He’s reaching into his jacket for his wallet to buy yet another…

In what many are calling one of the most hotly anticipated sporting events of the season, YouTube influencer turned boxer Jake Paul will face off this summer against former world heavyweight champion Mike Tyson. Here’s everything we know so far about the boxing match.