Новости за 28.02.2024

According to documents recently obtained by The New York Times, lead-tainted applesauce pouches passed through multiple checkpoints meant to protect the public for weeks before the issue was caught and the product recalled last year, causing more than 400 infants and toddlers to be poisoned. What do you think?

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According to a report from the Pew Research Center, a quarter of 40-year-olds in the U.S. have never been married, making it the first time in history that less than one in 5 Americans have never walked down the aisle. What do you think?

It’s never been more clear that the shadowy cabal of billionaires that secretly controls the world wants to permanently silence the best president our country has ever had. The following are the most terrifying ways the deep state is trying to destroy Donald J. Trump.

CHICAGO—Noting that he spoke little English and had no interest in helping whatsoever, sources confirmed Wednesday that the Polish man their landlord had sent over simply smashed a hammer through a wall of their apartment and left. “While we were hoping Jurek would be able to take care of some much-needed repair…

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YEREVAN, ARMENIA—Facing a mountain of backlash following her electoral victory, former first daughter Sasha Obama was accused of nepotism Tuesday after reportedly winning the Armenian presidency. “She doesn’t meet any of the eligibility requirements—she’s only 22 years old, and I highly doubt she has Armenian…

AUBURN HILLS, MI—Attributing the defect to a manufacturing error, pet care company Whisker issued a recall Wednesday on thousands of self-cleaning Litter-Robots that had accidentally transported customers’ cats to the year 1300. “We apologize deeply for any distress cat owners might have felt as they watched their…

LAWRENCE, KS—Marveling at their cataleptic classmate as she lay in the middle of the 105-degree room, local yogis speculated Wednesday as to whether a passed-out woman in their hot yoga class had achieved nirvana. “Would you look at that—I guess her consciousness must have transcended her corporeal form and released…